#you know i'm right...

[mustbealoosewire]

40k books I need written tomorrow so I can enjoy them between tomes of "Bolter Porn meets Existentialist Philosophising":

-The Cunty Adventures of Arkhan Land.

-The Equally Cunty Adventures of Patience Kys.

-Malcador before he meets Big E (narrated by Isn McKellen).

-Fresh (slave conscript)recruit in Diggaz detachment learns that being an Ork is kind of fun once you get over the fear of death.

-Slaaneshi cult-cunts find out the hard way their drugs don't work on Salvar Chemdogs[Said in brutally Aussie accent].

-Hrud/Enslaver content.

-Tau Gundams getting ground into paste and therefore needing Kroot/Taurelian Dog Soldiers to do the grunt work.

-A-team of Abhumans, the Sitcom.

-Thunder Warriors and Unification War content.

-LOST LEGION CONTENT.

-Omegon's Revenge content.

[yoshiki-tsuijnaka]

'milfs" this, "dilfs" that.. What about the gilfs??? Grandmas I'd Like to uhhhhh Friend :) :)

[monotonous-minutia]

if people didn’t want this opera to be gay they wouldn’t always be staging "Si fino all'ore estreme" as a wedding

[dinalovesalpacino]

It's been one year since I watched Heat for the very first time and I still say that Al Pacino has the greatest character introduction in film history.

[littlemissymonster]

Ishida: *Gives character 57 death flags.*

Me: “Pfft, they’ll be fine.”

Ishida: *Says next to nothing about a character or at most draws a thin red line across their body in a random drawing.*

Me: “Give up, they dead.”

[ernest-shackleton]

Ola Salo has big twink energy.

[thosearethebestkinds]

My guess for the Dec. OwlCrate book is

Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst.

[realityisonlythebeginning]

I don't know what it is, because the others don't bother me......

But I really want to punch Kim Kardashian in the face......even without the whole "marriage" b.s. Just....I really want to punch her.