‘You nut’
Only Stede’s allowed to say this to Ed, and only because it’s a term of endearment really, said with absolute affection.
You nut. Why did you go do the silly thing and hurt yourself?
I also wonder in 203 if Stede remembers using the phrase previously when he worries Ed might be mortally wounded by his sword. Turns out he wasn’t. Maybe Stede can evoke the phrase again with the same outcome - ‘You nut’ - maybe Ed can pull through this too…
…Oh look!
I can imagine Ed can do anything… anything… and the most cross Stede will ever be is ‘You did what, you nut?’ And Ed will look pouty and sad. Meanwhile, Stede will feel terrible for being so harsh, cover Ed in kisses, and apologise for the rest of the day.















