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26. Leaving their house at one in the morning in a bumblebee suit ((what the))
“Well,” he said with his low and rumbly voice. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m even dressed up like this. I do this only for a special occasion you see, Reine. Oh, howdy there Faris. I hope I didn’t wake you up there. But now that you’re here, why don’t you take a listen to my story as well? It’ll show you a little something something about Conan you never knew. Now, here’s the story.”
“A long, and I do mean long time ago, we all died. The universe was destroyed. I saw it. Everyone in the Koopa Kingdom saw it. Our king, Bowser literally destroyed everything in the stars above.
And then we all woke up again. Now at first we all thought that the system had restarted. The Resetti brothers were both screaming, not sure what in the blazes had just happened and you can hear probably half o’ the knights just crying, until we went outside o’ the shell garrison. Then we saw new people, ones beyond our world, literally! A new kind of Octoboombas and Boos, we saw penguins that were as tall as you and me, some even taller, referring to you there Reine. And I even encountered more o’ my kind, omens such as me. And then we saw the bee people. Now something you don’t know is this, Conan is deadly afraid of bees. He’s allergic to them real bad; a single sting can land him in the hospital ward for a week or two. Now imagine seeing Bees the size o’ children and then the queen that was the size o’ a castle. Conan nearly fainted just by the sight o’ that big beauty!And so, us knights have a tradition prank that we pull on Conan at least once a year, where we all gather up together and dress as the bees and even get some of those cute little bee people as well and simply spend the day such as that. He’s gotten used to it now but every time we do it without him finding out he always exclaims,
Not the bees.”“HAVE A GOOD NI̼̩̖G̠̰͇͝ḨT̨͖͈̖ ͓̭̬͉̟R̪̫̪̞̟ÈI̼̤͇N͉̮̱͢E̲̦̖̤̱͇̫”̫̞̯̩