#your head a splode

[bladexjester]

StrongBad Zone

Your Head A Splode !!!

[askaceattorney]

“Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney,” huh?  Just saying that title makes me sick to my stomach.  Imagine that twerp being the star of his own video game.  He’d probably play it himself if he even knew.

Speaking of which, I went ahead and watched some footage from the game on YouTube.  It’s apparently one of the less popular games in the series, but I thought it was all right as far as story-based games go.

I especially liked my role in it, of course.  That silly lawyer bought my “distressed fiancé” routine hook, line, and sinker, didn’t he?  Hm hm hm!

I don’t quite get how the players were supposed to fall for it, though.  Most of them probably figured out right away that I was putting on an act, unless they were young children…and I doubt the game was intended for that age range.

And get this – that lawyer caught me in the act of lying by using some sort of super-vision technique!  Where I’m from, that’s called cheating!

I guess that explains all the creepy staring he did during my cross-examination.  You’re lucky you didn’t have to see that.

And how the heck did those little wings on my outfit start flapping on their own?  That was just plain weird.  I never would’ve bought it if I knew that was possible.

Oh, well.  I guess I don’t have any need to criticize the developers’ creative choices.  They’re free to decide how realistic or unrealistic to make their games.

Besides, it no longer matters now that I’m free from their rules. Hee hee hee!

[g-flux1]

Title

So I’ve been messing around with a lot of old Homestar Runner stuff lately, it’s awesome, there’s so much lore and shit it’s amazing

Also, I think seeing the phrase “homest” and saying whether homestuck or homestar runner come to mind first isn’t a bad way of figuring out what parts of the internet you frequent

[hulloart-blog]

Here's my story from The Lodge, an anthology I did with roommates/all-around stand-up fellas brainbooger and andpan. If you wanna touch the super deluxe tangible edition of this story with your own grabbers, you can buy The Lodge at the Hullo Art Store.

[askporygonz]

[meginmotion]

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[jstranger]

[attackofopportunity]

I saw it on facebook. I laughed. I didn't believe. It was too good to be true.

But then I checked, and it's real.

"Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram of "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn."