Roland Itiative

Deeply loved, deeply loving, and deeply brokenhearted.

[venonomnomicon]

do you meet the happy?

[venonomnomicon]

its so lovely & walking

[mynowherenothing]

Contender to be one of the best anecdote ever said

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[astronomical-bagel]

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

[quietwingsinthesky]

sneef im snorfing here on my dash im resisting it but it calls to me like the green goblin mask

[quietwingsinthesky]

[afurioushawk]

"This self-described WWII history buff, I mean big doofus, didn't recognize the third most recognizable Nazi symbol, let's elect him US Senator."

[imyourbadjew]

Man he’s such a silly billy! Definitely senator material!

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Even if it was truly a mistake, that'd be like electing Wile E Coyote to be governor after he blows himself up with his own dynamite

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]

[willabee]

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

[willabee]

impressive

[willabee]

hmm

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶LGBTQ+! All are welcome!🎵

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[showtimechamaco]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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[justphilosophical]

This is definitely on par with the original

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[romanceyourdemons]

17th century european philosophers are so funny, they’ll be like “my aim herein is to discourse upon the nature of that which we call ‘civilization,’ and more generally that which we call ‘civil.’ the finger, as all can perceive, is a certain gland growing from the tissue of the arm, which, when acted upon by the electrical motion of the soul, doth exhibit such selfsame actions as does the worm; and therefore we may surmise that the worm is made of the same substance as the finger, or rather the finger the worm” and they just go on talking about fingers in a deeply incorrect but worryingly rational way for another 20 pages

[mothcub]

Just what I've heard...