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Best way to overcome last night's hangover: Lay in bed, watch Youtube videos about merders and serial killers and let your cat purring while he's asleep next to you.

#no kidding #that's all #i've been doing.#today #oh wait #and drinking #coffee #yeah.#2018 #is going to be #wild af #happy new year #anyway #guys.#stay safe.#your uncle #rob.#is talking

Why are people mad about those rompers? Your uncle already rolls up to cookouts in a button up with matching shorts, so what's the difference?

#romper #male romper #rompers #so what #your uncle #mine #newblogwhodis

I just learned "Kyle's mom is a bitch" on drums, what am I doing with my life

#your dad #your mom #your uncle #your aunt #your grandmother #your grandfather #your daughter #your son #aaaaaaah #lol

Literally my favourite show on Actual TV right now is a goddamn sports report, and that might make zero sense, except this is an actual exchange the hosts just had:

“I don’t think you’re supposed to answer your phone in church.”

“but, like....what if it’s God?”

#it's hosted by a Brian Wayne Foster clone and Your Uncle #that's right #YOUR uncle #and every few seconds is like that #they have a hockey goalie they particularly like named Bobrovsky #and every time he shows up they SHOUT his name #BOBROBKSY #it's gotten to the point where it's completely incoherent #BBRBRTDFJSKFSDBYRSEE

Listen....bros....if you need a good man in your life...even though I have a vagina.....I will be that man

#i'm so serious #I'll be your husband #your father #your brother #your uncle #I will be that positive influence #I'll be there #for you

Anxiety is opening the mailbox every day in the hope a letter that will explain that all that's on my mind, everything I recall about him is a lie. And it's the fear every time I unlock this box that there will be a letter waiting for me. I'm nauseous, freezing, and upset, and my body hurts. My lungs burn.

#a boy my uncle and a woman #your uncle #did he do something?#no we just watched TV and played in the pool #did you kiss him?#no I wanted to but I can't remember I don't think we did #so thirteen year old Charlie loved fifty year old uncle?#yes #charlie rambles #15.02.2017 #yesterday I casually told someone I live with when asked about my past love life and she said and #it's nothing really that concerns them #she asked And I said the darkness in the living room and how he conv #and she asked And I said although I wanted to so badly it ph #and I don't think that I'll be able to ever love someone like I loved him #and she said And I smiled and shrugged and said

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