Some Officer In London: Recognize this?
The Incautious Driver: Fuckin' badass, is what it is.
Officer: What?
The Amiable Vagabond: Do you have a translator? I speak very little English.
The Incautious Driver: I also don't speak English as well.
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The Incognito Princess: I didn't even realize there was piracy HAPPENING.
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The Repentant Devil: Don't know anything about any of this or any of the people involved.
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The Felined Eccentric: The captain's not that strong a swordsman. Or seaman. Or....anything like that.
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Your Aunt: I can read and write, so, you know. In case you're hiring after all this.












