#yr incorrect quotes

[caramelpenguin]

wilhelm: I like your new pants! simon: Thanks, they were 50% off! wilhelm: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* simon: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. wilhelm: Thats’s… not what I meant. simon: That’s a terrible way to run a business, wilhelm.

[comeliliesandcolumbine]

Simon *smacking August with a shoe*: That’s for blackmailing the love of my life!

Wille: I’m the love of your life? 🥹

Simon: I don’t know, I’m still mad at you!

[simsim54]

Simon, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Wilhelm: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along? Simon: Play along! Wilhelm: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[annefolklore]

Wille: I have a question

Simon: Yes I love you, yes I’d still love you if you were a worm, yes you’re very handsome and the man of my dreams, yes I’m happy in our relationship, yes I will marry and have a family with you when we’re older and financially stable, no I don’t want to breakup

Wille: Thank you

[frogprinsen]

Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?

Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.

[fragcc]

Interviewer: have you ever had an argument with your boyfriend?

Wille: me and Simon don't argue, he tells me to shut up and I do

[lovelierbitsoflife]

Simon: *breathes*

Wilhelm:

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Simon: But fairytales die, who knew princes lie?

Wilhelm: Te amo, te quiero I’ll say it every way I know. It’s all I can do