May 11, 2025
8-year-old Dick: I can't believe Batman is real! I thought it was just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins. Bruce: Dick, vitamins are real. Dick: Well now I'm thinking they might be!
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8-year-old Dick: I can't believe Batman is real! I thought it was just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins. Bruce: Dick, vitamins are real. Dick: Well now I'm thinking they might be!
Kate: I can't believe Thanos is real! I thought it was just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.
Clint: Kate, vitamins are real.
Kate: Well now I'm thinking they might be!
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Simon *smacking August with a shoe*: That’s for blackmailing the love of my life!
Wille: I’m the love of your life? 🥹
Simon: I don’t know, I’m still mad at you!
Vi, smacking Ambessa: THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Caitlyn: She's talking about me- Wait, I'm the love of your life?
Vi: I don’t know, I’m still angry you!
Post Order 66:
Obi-wan hitting Vader with a rock using the force: AND THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Vader: WHO?!?-
Cody: HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!....wait, I'm the love of your life?
Obi-wan: I DON'T KNOW, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU!
Final Family AU
Junior: I can’t believe voodoo is real! I thought it was just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.
Andy: Junior, vitamins are real.
Junior: Well now I’m thinking they might be!
Matthias: I don't know - I thought it might have been one of those made-up things grown-ups tell kids, like... vitamins!
Methuselah: Matthias, vitamins are a real thing.
Matthias: Well, now I'm thinking maybe they could be.