#incorrect young royals

[simsim54]

Simon, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Wilhelm: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along? Simon: Play along! Wilhelm: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[rhetorical-conscience]

Young Royals S2: A Summary

Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.” Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-” Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”

[moonyontrack]

felice: how's everyone doing?

simon: i'm breathing.

felice: setting the bar pretty low, huh?

simon: well, it's more than wille.

wille, having a panic attack, an existential crisis and a mental breakdown, all at the same time: honestly, fuck you.

[hehehereliesmysanity]

Incorrect Young Royals #30

Felice: Truth or dare?

Simon: Dare

Felice: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Simon: Hey Marcus

Marcus, blushing: Yeah?

Simon: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Wille.

[fragcc]

Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

[meg-is-just-another-fan-girl]

Wille: I used to have a cousin named August but now I don’t

August: Stop telling people I’m dead!

Wille: sometimes I can still hear his voice

[liv45no]

Wille, checking his contacts: Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik-

Wille: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!

Wille: and one of them’s dead!

[ifyoubreakthenibreak]

simon: fuck the monarchy

wille:

wille: go ahead 😏