Back in 2007 I was gifted a Scooby Doo birthday card. One of those cheap, store bought ones that had a speaker in the middle. Every time I opened the card Scooby’s voice would joyously greet me with “Ro Roh! RI rell cake! Can I have a piece?” Harmless for a Scooby Doo fan of the time.
A few days I rediscovered said card. Somehow I had kept it for almost 9 years. Remembering fondly the old message I opened it. You know when batteries run out of charge but still vaguely work? Yeah well. Instead of Scooby’s happy greeting I was met with a warbled, slow, demonic like imitation.
Sounded like backwards elvish gurgled underwater by some relative of Gollum.
Point is, the Shaggy Meme graced us only a day later.
I must apologise for reawakening his unholiness from his slumber like some Lovecraftian God. It seems I opened Pandora’s Box on tumblr. I am sorry.