*Modulo Yuuji once again walking out of a restaurant without a senior discount*
Yuuji: I JUST WANT IT ONE FUCKING TIME!!!
Yuuji pouts: Fuck this.
*A few weeks later*
News broadcaster: A young man was reportedly arrested for impersonating an old man in order to get a senior discount. As you can see here, this is young man in question.
*An image of a make-up-smeared young man with splotchy pink hair appears.*
News broadcaster: After being ushered out of the establishment, the young man continued to yell his innocence. When no one would hear him, he began screaming profanities at one patron, Nobara Kugisaki, who became distressed at the scene. The police soon arrived to escort him off the property while paramedics attended to the elderly woman.
*at the scene*
Yuuji cries: Just once. I only want it ONCE!
Practically making puppy eyes at the officers.
Yuuji: I am 83! Tell them Nobara!
Nobara wheezes shaking her head, practically keeling over with laughter as they drag him away in all his make-up-smeared glory.
Yuuji gasps.
Yuuji: You bitch.
Yuuji: I can't believe you, you old *bleep* *bleep* *bleepity* *bleep* *bleep!*
*cuts back*
News broadcaster: It's a shame what this world has come to.