Dec 22, 2024
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incorrect jjk quotes [50/?]
*Modulo Yuuji once again walking out of a restaurant without a senior discount*
Yuuji: I JUST WANT IT ONE FUCKING TIME!!!
Yuuji pouts: Fuck this.
*A few weeks later*
News broadcaster: A young man was reportedly arrested for impersonating an old man in order to get a senior discount. As you can see here, this is young man in question.
*An image of a make-up-smeared young man with splotchy pink hair appears.*
News broadcaster: After being ushered out of the establishment, the young man continued to yell his innocence. When no one would hear him, he began screaming profanities at one patron, Nobara Kugisaki, who became distressed at the scene. The police soon arrived to escort him off the property while paramedics attended to the elderly woman.
*at the scene*
Yuuji cries: Just once. I only want it ONCE!
Practically making puppy eyes at the officers.
Yuuji: I am 83! Tell them Nobara!
Nobara wheezes shaking her head, practically keeling over with laughter as they drag him away in all his make-up-smeared glory.
Yuuji gasps.
Yuuji: You bitch.
Yuuji: I can't believe you, you old *bleep* *bleep* *bleepity* *bleep* *bleep!*
*cuts back*
News broadcaster: It's a shame what this world has come to.
Gojo: Punch me in the face.
Nanami: ...Punch you?
Gojo: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Nanami: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
This would be the most hilarious shit ever😂😂😂
Sukuna: And that is why power is the only thing that remains. Jujutsu is the pure, uncorrupted essence of a human-
Nobara: Yeah right…so you say you plundered a lot of villages, yes?
Sukuna: I did. In fact my most prolific-
Nobara: Ok so…got some gold to spare? I gotta go shopping.
Sukuna: …
Itadori: Rock, paper scissor but if we do the same move, we kiss.
Megumi: I'm going rock.
Itadori: Why are you telling me this. You just ruined the game and now I'll win :(
Megumi: I SAID I AM GOING ROCK
Nobara: Yuuji, come on man
Talking about JJK at 2am with @kaurruption always ends up with us doing shit like this lmaooo
ARE WE WRONG THOUGH ???
EDIT : I MADE A TIER LIST ABOUT IT