#zach kassian

[slafgoalskybaby]

Things said before disasters Zach kassian version

“We’re lined up vs Zack Kassian. I’m just looking at him smiling & laughing. He’s like ‘what the fuck are you looking at?!’ He told Wideman ‘I’m gonna beat the shit outta this kid.’ Wides said: ‘He can hold his own, it’s not gonna go how you think it’s gonna go.”

- Arber Xhekaj

Me: LMAO 🤣 😂

[periodicavocation]

happy goalie bonks

yotes @ leafs | 17.10.22

[reavenedges-lies]

[matthewtkachucky]

[nylander-s]

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 | 𝟎𝟓.𝟐𝟔.𝟐𝟎

[teejayoshie]

see i'm glad i have not deleted tik tok.

credit to: callthelexorcist on tik tok.

[incorrect-edmontonoilers]

Connor: *jokingly* I should sic Kass on you for that

Zack Kassian: *walking into the room* who do I need to kill?

Connor: wha- no, I was just playing around

Zack: *sharpening his knives* no, who’s bothering you?

[msunderestimated]

(msunderestimated)

Matthew Tkachuk Pounds Three Times But Won’t Put Out

This week Riot and Laura are obsessed with Meghan & Harry’s escape & how long it will take them to attend a Leafs game, Ovi Christmases with the Trumps, Lias Andersson needs to stop being coy and tell us what the f*ck is going on, Borowiecki is a hero who most definitely drinks Respect Women Juice and has been drafted onto the NHL Goop team we invented where the arena is scented by Gwyneth’s vagina candles and finally Tkachuk gave Kassian a serious case of blue balls. All that in an epic 2 hour ep  - you’re welcome.