andrea ✰

whoa, boy.. hockey was a big mistake. — san jose sharks + washington capitals + whatever team i'm feeling that day

[roopehintz]

I would be willing to pay the Seattle Kraken *opens wallet* … $12 to not draft anyone from my team

[oconnrs]

MTL v VGK: THE MONTREAL CANADIENS ADVANCE TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS. 24 JUNE 2021

[wejusthangingouthere-deactivate]

young king

[jonahsimms]

#same

[joeydaccord]

june 18, 2021 | bench cuddles for josh’s goal

[catchymemes]

[that-twink-over-there]

Do you like men?

No but I'm attracted to them anyway

[jasondenners]

sexually frustrated? no you misunderstood i am SPORTS frustrated ahahaah. god my team sucks

[ijustlovehockey]

*Take Me Home Country Roads playing in the background and gets progressively louder*

[lizzieehearts]

jatp lied im not on the edge of great. im not even anywhere near great actually

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

[joeydaccord]

february 11, 2021 | montreal v. edmonton

[teejayoshie]

this man switches teams and decides to radiate this beautiful ass energy... sir pls i'm simping

[sumikatt]

the “ive had enough of this dude” meme but its tom brady

[superbloombarbie]

[goaliesticks]

A Short Poem About Hockey

Where the fuck Is the puck

[hatrickaner]

There’s also: What the fuck Shoot the puck

[massholehackey]

pass the puck you dumb fucks

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Now who the fuck Has the puck

[sasssytuukka]

I had the puck You dumb fuck

[wristshotslapshotbackhandgoal]

How the fuck Did you miss the puck

[jakevirtanenn-deactivated202101]

joining hockeyblr be like

[landeskogsmeatballs]

ABSOLUTELY ME when i see a mediocre hockey boy who looks kinda hot or cute:

[anzekopistar]

“Stay positive, test negative”