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List of Jackasses from shortest to tallest (and where I stand among them)
FYI: I put the OG Jackasses in regular font and the new members in bold just to distinguish who belongs to which group.
Wee Man: 4'0.5" (123 cm)
Zach Holmes: 5'5" (165 cm)
Jasper Dolphin: 5'7" (170 cm)
Rachel Wolfson: 5'8" (173 cm)
Chris Pontius: 5'8" (173 cm)
Preston Lacy: 5'9" (175 cm)
Poopies: 5'9.25" (176 cm)
Dave England: 5'10" (178 cm)
Steve-O: 5'10" (178 cm)
Danger Ehren: 6'0" (183 cm)
Johnny Knoxville: 6'1" (185 cm)
Eric Manaka: 6'3" (191 cm)
I'm 5'3" (160 cm), effectively making me shorter than the entire cast bar Wee Man and only two inches shorter than Zach.
my portrait of zack
Do you have any fun headcanons about your second generation pogues??
BESTIE DO I?!? Listen the second generation pogues are my babies and I’ve spoken to @rcsales about them so many times I can’t even
My favourite headcanon is that Zack learns Spanish for Cassie! She was adopted by Pope when she was five and only spoke spanish before slowly learning English as she grew up, but it was still her mother tongue
And I imagine Zack is just SO WHIPPED (like father like son, right?) and he just loves the way it sounds when she speaks spanish and he wants to surprise her so that she has someone to keep speaking with
And in this wee universe, JJ’s mother was actually spanish so despite the act he puts on to everyone he’s actually fluent in spanish because of his mother (he started hiding it after she left because it was easier to play dumb than to be reminded of his mother every time he spoke it)
But he’s just shocked when Zack comes up to him, telling him he wants to learn spanish and them having wee lessons and Cassie finding out and it being the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her😭😭😭
Also just fucking look how cute they are? I can’t even with my babies
I am now a Zachass Stan. Thank you. Will you be doing something with this👀 (mood board is beautiful btw)
Join the club, dude, me and @rcsales have been fangirling over them for the last week🤡😂
BUT
Yes I do plan to do something with them👀I am making a wee series for oneshots about the journey of parenthood for the OG pogues and the adventures of the second generation pogues and there will be a oneshot dedicated to the zackass story which is 🤌🏽 if I do say so myself😌
« second generation pogues »
⤷ zachary maybank + cassiopeia heyward
❝ one day you will meet someone
who will see the universe
that was knitted into your bones,
and the embers of galaxies glow to life in your eyes.
and you will finally know
what love is supposed to feel like. ❞
-nikita gill.
YOU BETTER TELL US WHAT ZACKASS IS
Shall I? @rcsales 🤡👀