hellOOOO handsome! <3
Often Occasionally Theo did indulge in narcissism and as such, he took this one like a duck to water.
“Hell yeah, sing my praises!” he cried, arms out and walking forwards with a swagger that would have made Esperanza deck him with the knobbier end of a guitar and the thick end of a baseball bat. Not just Esperanza either, pretty much anyone in the surrounding vicinity with an ounce of sense would have picked up the nearest blunt object and menaced him with it, but hell, it was worth it.
“Though...” he paused for a moment, squatting down to pull out a very convenient lead pipe that was glowing as it stuck out from a heap of rubble. “Really, that emoji? How did you even pronounce it anyway? I tend to go ‘Less than three’ for that, but that’s like fucking maths.”