#zaralek cavern

[katieskarlette]

"Your friend spends a lot of time trying to smell nice, doesn't he? Oh, there we go. Smells like spices and expensive oils, with just a note of flop sweat underneath."

If you were wondering what Wrathion's visage canonically smells like (at least to a niffen), there you go.

And if you, like me, were unfamiliar with the definition of "flop sweat," Merriam Webster says it's "nervous sweat (as of a performer) caused especially by the fear of failing." Which is absolutely appropriate in this case. Heh.

[azerothtravel]

Lemme At 'Em!, Zaralek Cavern, August 24, 2023.

[leyhunter]

blizzard why would you do this again

[katieskarlette]

So if the whispers didn't stop after N'Zoth's fall, and Ebyssian is blaming the influence of Shadowflame magic for Neltharion's descent into madness...are we supposed to conclude that the Old Gods weren't behind the black dragonflight's corruption? Or that the Old Gods used Shadowflame to corrupt Neltharion? Instead of whispers? WTF?

[katieskarlette]

I don't know who this guy is or why he's pretending to be Neltharion while saying such out-of-character things, but he's only got 9253k HP. I think if I pop all my cooldowns I can take him down.

Just kidding.

I'm a squishy mage and he's got over nine times my HP. I'd have to get a group to defeat this ridiculous impostor. :P

[katieskarlette]

Wrathion, re: Sabellian: "As infuriating as I find his lack of humor, groaning voice, and ugly shoes... I would ask that you check in on him. He is still family."

Skarlette: "Ugly shoes? If you had seen the gaudy, neon, snake-shouldered getup he wore in Outland, you wouldn't be complaining about his shoes."

[azerothtravel]

Nap Squad, Zaralek Cavern, May 2, 2023.

[azerothtravel]

Wrathion Cramping My Style, Zaralek Caverns, May 2, 2023.