#zashimi

[choiceroyce]

Zashimi

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(Teen EraserMic)

Hizashi: Ugh, my knees are cold.

Shouta: ... Hizashi, I love you, but you’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t want cold knees then stop wearing ripped fucking pants.

Hizashi: “Stop wearing ripped pants”, and by extension, stop being ME? I don’t think so!

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Hizashi: haha ur old

Shouta: You are literally four months older than me.

Hizashi, fighting back tears: That may be true but—

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I love the idea that Aizawa has no slang in his vocabulary AND the idea that he is fully up to date on slang. I can’t pick. Both of these are funny to me:

Hizashi: This chicken is bussin’!

Shouta: The fuck did you say?

Hizashi: How’s your burger?

Shouta: Bussin’.

Hizashi: 😦

Shouta: … What?

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Shouta: My hair is a dead giveaway for my quirk. I think I should get it cut.

Hizashi, jokingly: Nooo don’t cut your hair you’re so sexy aha

Shouta: ... Okay.

✨ And he never fucking did. ✨

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(Somewhere in public, EraserMic in casual clothing)

Citizen: *gestures to Hizashi’s shirt* Nice top!

Hizashi, jokingly: *gestures to Shouta* Thanks, I’ve known him my whole life!

Shouta:

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Hizashi: I’m a simple man. I like—

Shouta: You are the most extra bitch on the fucking planet.

Hizashi: ... U rite...

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Hizashi: Gimme kith

Shouta: I don’t know what that is. What is it and where do I find it?

Hizashi, just sitting there with his lips puckered: Bruh.