May 4, 2020
@shinatobc
“Hey. You happen to know where a guy can get a bottle of booze around here?” Not that he expected some random passerby to be able to know, but he figured he’d ask. ...Not that he hadn’t asked at least ten other people and they just stared at him for a moment and told him the local store. But every time he asked for directions, he always ended up somewhere else! They were clearly just lousy direction givers. It had nothing to do with the fact that he couldn’t find the other side of the barn if he was standing on it.