#zero impulse control

[nordidia]

fuck it, autism projection. i fucking love kissing my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greensweaterdennis]

mac: i am gay 🏳️‍🌈

mac 5 minutes later: i am in LOVE with dennis. oh god im dreaming about dennis. oh god it’s Valentine’s Day, i gotta get something for dennis. dennis is a dad????!??!??!?? I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TRY AND START A FAMILY WITH DENNIS.

[brontios-helm]

Minecraft: A Lovely Find

[doehoney]

Penelope Featherington I love you girl but you have absolutely no riz

[taiping-kid]

Me:

Me, two weeks later:

Heeheehoohoo my boy is here

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

In the best version of reality we would get a Flash storyline wherein the Justice League, the Titans, Young Justice and every other superhero is mind controlled except for the speedsters. With the entire might of DC greatest hunting them down the speedsters have a dumb idea. A very very dumb idea.

See, speedsters are able to control what age they are and, while only Bart and Jay have ever seriously messed around with that ability, they need a wildcard move that won't be predictable.

What would a bunch of mind controlled superheroes not expect? What would immediately mark them as not a threat and allow them to sneak around in plain sight?

They disguise themselves as middle schoolers.

Jay and Barry get lucky. No one knew them as children and they aren't really recognizable as children so they get away with being 12.

Wally, Bart and Ace not so much. Half of the superhero community knew these three as children so they are forced to go even younger to be unrecognizable. All three settle on 6 because they refuse to compromise their ability to run.

The plan is to sneak into a class trip touring the Hall of Justice and then sneak away from the group to 'go to the bathroom'. The bathrooms are right above the Halls boiler room so then all they would have to do is vibrate through the floor and bam! They're through security undetected and have access to Hall.

What they don't take into consideration is that A) while Wally, Bart and Ace are used to being on high stakes missions as a child, Jay and Barry are not, Barry's on the verge of an anxiety attack and Jay CAN'T LIE B) as children none of them had the same control over their speed or their focus, which becomes very apparent when all five of them get so wrapped up in a pokemon battle that they don't notice Wonder Woman taking over the tour and, most importantly, C) Wally couldn't vibrate through objects without blowing them up until he was an adult.

They relearn that last one the hard way when the bathroom floor explodes and the Hall immediately goes into lock down.

[littleeyesofpallas]

i present to you here without further explanation...

[thoughtsofmj]

Ah new years... a clean slate. An empty calander waiting to be filled. Just like my bank account.