#zero krav son

[stfranciseventing]

so i told my friend Zero about my ridiculous on RD and he will

NOT STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

he walked in to the studio towards the end of the level 1 class and i go over to say hey to him and his son he motions to RD with his head and goes “look who got a haircut” and i staredat him for a moment before just kind of giving in and going “i know! and he has stubble! it’s not allowed” of course that just set him off

so when i made a joke about a move being taught being an “overly aggressive hug” and he just leaned over and went “speaking overly aggressive hugsi bet youd like to aggressively hug him[RD]...well one part of him” so i smacked his tit and walked away

we ended up partnering up for the advanced krav and he would not LET ME LIVE

if he saw me even glancing in RDs direction he’d lean in and roll his tongue, go ‘rrrrr’. 

but RD said hi to me first today and i go all squishy 

like

Not Allowed(TM)

[stfranciseventing]

so Zero brought his son to class today because his wife is away and hes trying a thing 

and when i saw The Son excitedly went over and picked him up and bounced him on my hip and chit chatted with him and when they left The Son kept pointing back toward the studio and kept saying “Friend! Friend!” 

so Zero comes back in and asks for me to wish The Son goodbye and i go out and say bye and he just gets this big pouty lower lip and starts crying

and i gave him a hug and ruffled his hair and told him id see him later

i always count it as a win when little kids want to say bye to me or call out “bye Jamie” when they leave ugh it hurts my heart

his son is so cute goodness i forgot how much i like babies (as long as they aren’t mine lol)

[stfranciseventing]

Me: *finishes defense on BET*

Zero to his son: *dad voice* Sit down!

Me: *stays aggressively hugging BET*

BET: You can stop hugging me now.

Me: Oh, sorry I just had a moment when [Zero] used his dad voice.

WW: Yeah I'm gonna need a minute.