#zero self-control

[aziraphalalala]

Aziraphale is a feral beast once he gets a taste of something he likes. Ox rib. Sushi. Wine. Cake. Books.

Crowley.

[hannah-deactivated20220725]

Soooo ya girl with no self-control maayy or may not have ordered another pack of 40 black pens, as if she doesn’t have enough of them :x

[hyliantimelordin221b]

me, 50 words into reading over my own sanster fic: cool, why aren’t they fucking yet

[losingsiide-archive-blog]

this is nice. he’ll never admit it, but it is. he should go on three-day benders more often if it means more excuses to be hugged. 

( @xnotourdivisionx // listen so i remembered i had this icon and i just have no control )

[maraudereestauderelb]

spent an hour on tiktok and feel so overstimulated I almost wanna throw up.

[mizelaneus]

Trump’s New Campaign Strategy Just Went Up in Flames

Donald Trump couldn’t stick to the new plan for even one day.

Big fat tall flames

[pineapplething]

I was supposed to look up a baking recipe but ended up reading random stuff about lyme disease, rats and crime statistics for 3 hours

[ninjafairy86]

Okay, so...I want to know why there are only like 30 fics of The Cruel Prince on AO3, and ZERO on FFnet. This is injustice.

*dons cape and narrows eyes* 

I am not the hero people asked for, and probably not the hero people even want, but HERE I COME, BITCHES, NONETHELESS.