Zetsu

SCHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[shisuiuchiha]

I'm starting to think you're in love with Deidara, and I should be worried.

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH DEIDARA! He and Itachi have similar hair types, it's not hard to make that connection.

Deidara scares me remember. I run the opposite way of Deidara.

[obitoanon-archive]

3 against 1. There are def signs of obsession.

[zetsu-anon]

🅆🄷🅈 🄸🅂 🅂🄷🄸🅂🅄🄸 🅄🄲🄷🄸🄷🄰 🄾🄱🅂🄴🅂🅂🄴🄳 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🄳🄴🄸🄳🄰🅁🄰

[shisuiuchiha]

🄰🅃🅃🄰🄲🄷🄴🅂 🅂🄿🄾🅁🄴🅂 🅃🄾 🅂🄷🄸🅂🅄🄸 🄰🄽🄳 🄰🄱🅂🄾🅁🄱🅂 🄰🄻🄻 🄷🄸🅂 🄲🄷🄰🄺🅁🄰

What are you doing Zetsu oh gosh. Absorbing all my chakra? Whatever for I refuse seriously.

[zetsu-anon]

𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰….

[shisuiuchiha]

OH! You are a genius! Good idea keep going I need to pass out from loss of chakra...

[zetsu-anon]

𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘡𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦….

[shisuiuchiha]

NO! Quick merge with me and carry me off somewhere where no one can find me!! We don't have time!

[zetsu-anon]

🅉🄴🅃🅂🅄 🅂🄲🄷🄻🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄾🄿🅂 🄰🅆🄰🅈

[shisuiuchiha]

🄰🅃🅃🄰🄲🄷🄴🅂 🅂🄿🄾🅁🄴🅂 🅃🄾 🅂🄷🄸🅂🅄🄸 🄰🄽🄳 🄰🄱🅂🄾🅁🄱🅂 🄰🄻🄻 🄷🄸🅂 🄲🄷🄰🄺🅁🄰

What are you doing Zetsu oh gosh. Absorbing all my chakra? Whatever for I refuse seriously.

[zetsu-anon]

𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰….

[shisuiuchiha]

OH! You are a genius! Good idea keep going I need to pass out from loss of chakra...

[zetsu-anon]

𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘡𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦….

[shisuiuchiha]

🄰🅃🅃🄰🄲🄷🄴🅂 🅂🄿🄾🅁🄴🅂 🅃🄾 🅂🄷🄸🅂🅄🄸 🄰🄽🄳 🄰🄱🅂🄾🅁🄱🅂 🄰🄻🄻 🄷🄸🅂 🄲🄷🄰🄺🅁🄰

What are you doing Zetsu oh gosh. Absorbing all my chakra? Whatever for I refuse seriously.

[zetsu-anon]

𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰….

[zetsu-anon]

do you understand minecraft language too, zetsu?

ᓭ⚍ᓵꖌ ↸ᒷᒷ⨅ リ⚍ℸ ̣ᓭ

||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷

[mikoto-uchiha]

Happy birthday, my Son. @sasukeanon-archived You may not be "here" but you're always HERE...in my heart. 🫶🥰💓🫂

[shisuiuchiha]

Happy Birthday @sasukeanon-archived You mean the world to me and us! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I hope you like my present to you I dmed you.😊🎂🥳🎉

[hidan-anon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY! MAY THE LIGHT OF JASHIN GIVE YOU ABUNDANT BLESSINGS AND SHINE ON THAT HANDSOME HEAD OF YOURS TODAY OF ALL DAYS! LOVE YA KID! We miss you every day, even when I'm not here I'm thinking about ya! Like Shisui said, you mean more to us than the entire universe and all that it contains. 🪽💓😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[zetsu-anon]

𐋅𐌀𐌐𐌐𐌙 𐌁𐌉𐌓𐌕𐋅𐌃𐌀𐌙 𐌔𐌀𐌔𐌵𐌊𐌄

[hidan-anon]

Zetsu how you been homefries?!

[zetsu-anon]

🆉🅴🆃🆂🆄 🅷🅰🆂 🅰 🅿🆁🅴🆂🅴🅽🆃 🅵🅾🆁 🆂🅰🆂🆄🅺🅴

[mikoto-uchiha]

Happy birthday, my Son. @sasukeanon-archived You may not be "here" but you're always HERE...in my heart. 🫶🥰💓🫂

[shisuiuchiha]

Happy Birthday @sasukeanon-archived You mean the world to me and us! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I hope you like my present to you I dmed you.😊🎂🥳🎉

[hidan-anon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY! MAY THE LIGHT OF JASHIN GIVE YOU ABUNDANT BLESSINGS AND SHINE ON THAT HANDSOME HEAD OF YOURS TODAY OF ALL DAYS! LOVE YA KID! We miss you every day, even when I'm not here I'm thinking about ya! Like Shisui said, you mean more to us than the entire universe and all that it contains. 🪽💓😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[zetsu-anon]

𐋅𐌀𐌐𐌐𐌙 𐌁𐌉𐌓𐌕𐋅𐌃𐌀𐌙 𐌔𐌀𐌔𐌵𐌊𐌄

[obitoanon-archive]

who is Shisui' secret lover in the rp

kakashi

danzo

one of akatsuki

shikamaru

village elder

itachi

obito (me)

gaara

fugaku

Voting ended onJul 17, 2025

Guess right you get a present from Tobi. 🎁

[shisuiuchiha]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😑

WHERE DID FUGAKU SAN COME FROM?! And village elder my gosh.. am I allowed to confirm yes or no to any of this 😐🤷🏻‍♂️

[rin-nohara-anon]

I already know who it is so I can't comment.😉

[zetsu-anon]

ZΣTSU DΩΣSΠ'T CΔRΣ

[shisuiuchiha]

Hello everyone, meet my robot girlfriend: I call her Tele-Vision.🖤

Tele-Vision: >№¦‖®¥é⇲⇱▩▶▰△◉◍

We're in love. 🖥️📺🤍

[obitoanon-archive]

Why don't you just date Zetsu.

[shisuiuchiha]

I'm not in love with Zetsu. I'm in love with Tele-Vision. She's a dream.

[obitoanon-archive]

I'm not even going to ask how muchn pr0n you watch on her.. together.

[shisuiuchiha]

Love is not about sex Obito. It's about understanding the other's mind.

[obitoanon-archive]

WAIT DID YOU LOSE YOUR V CARD TO HER???? TO WHATEVER THAT IS?!

[shisuiuchiha]

No, *rolls eyes* Tele-Vision is my best friend.

[obitoanon-archive]

Tracks. I see it. You have too many complexes to date a normal person. Mmhmm. Congratulations. I'm happy for you.

[zetsu-anon]

ｚｅｔｓｕ ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｄａｔｅ

[shisuiuchiha]

Do you want me to see if Tele-Vision has friends Zetsu?

[zetsu-anon]

ᏁᎾ

[shisuiuchiha]

Hello everyone, meet my robot girlfriend: I call her Tele-Vision.🖤

Tele-Vision: >№¦‖®¥é⇲⇱▩▶▰△◉◍

We're in love. 🖥️📺🤍

[obitoanon-archive]

Why don't you just date Zetsu.

[shisuiuchiha]

I'm not in love with Zetsu. I'm in love with Tele-Vision. She's a dream.

[obitoanon-archive]

I'm not even going to ask how muchn pr0n you watch on her.. together.

[shisuiuchiha]

Love is not about sex Obito. It's about understanding the other's mind.

[obitoanon-archive]

WAIT DID YOU LOSE YOUR V CARD TO HER???? TO WHATEVER THAT IS?!

[shisuiuchiha]

No, *rolls eyes* Tele-Vision is my best friend.

[obitoanon-archive]

Tracks. I see it. You have too many complexes to date a normal person. Mmhmm. Congratulations. I'm happy for you.

[zetsu-anon]

ｚｅｔｓｕ ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｄａｔｅ

[hidan-anon]

LISTEN UP!

It's time we did something as a group.

Akatsuki

akatsuki goes to a spa

akatsuki goes to a mountain resort

akatsuki does vegas

akatsuki goes to walmart (a personal favorite)

akatsuki goes to six flags

akatsuki gets tattoos

Voting ended onNov 17, 2024

That's all I could think of *shrugs* Feel free to list others. Tagging my fellow blogs 🗳

[obitoanon-archive]

HIDAN SENPAI TOBI IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR POST *runs around in circles* TOBI WANTS TO DO EVERYTHING GO TO A SPA AND A RESORT AND A VEGAS AND WALMART AND SIX FLAGS AND TATTOOS AND A BAR AND ALL OF IT!!!! 🤗🥳😁💯💖✨🎆🎇🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[zetsu-anon]

HERE I AM THE STAR OF THE SHOOOOOOOOOOW!

[hidan-anon]

Jesus loves to boast about dying on that cross boohoo that wine did not make him a hot young immortal piece of ass so there 🙄😪😣Shouldn't have lied to your disciples about the wine huh Jesus? Cause I don't see any immortal bloodbags walking around!! #unfollowthefakegodjesus

[zetsu-anon]

Kaguya?

[zetsu-anon]

Zetsu my radiant skin exfoliator the masses want to know.. you a Playa Playa from the Himalayas..😉

𝙃𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙣... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤.. 𝙈𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛--

🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅱🅾🆃🅷🅴🆁 🆃🆁🆈🅸🅽🅶 🆃🅾 🅴🆇🅿🅻🅰🅸🅽 🆃🅾 🅷🅸🅼 🅰🅱🅾🆄🆃 🆃🅷🅴 🅸🅽🅵🅸🅽🅸🆃🅴 🆃🆂🆄🅺🆈🅾🅼🅸 🆃🅴🅲🅷🅽🅸🆀🆄🅴

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣--

🆃🅷🅴🆁🅴'🆂 🅽🅾 🅿🅾🅸🅽🆃 🅷🅴'🆂 🅰 🅳🆄🅽🅳🅴🆁🅷🅴🅰🅳

𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨--

🅷🅸🅳🅰🅽 🅳🅾🅴🆂🅽'🆃 🅺🅽🅾🆆 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅰 🆂🅿🅾🆁🅴 🅸🆂

𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙯𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙪

[hidan-anon]

Zetsu my man. The more I get to know you fam. The more you creep me out!! What in Lord Jashin's good name is the infinite tsukyomi technique! That sounds like evil blasphemous shit to me..

[zetsu-anon]

🅸 🆃🅾🅻🅳 🆈🅾🆄 🅸🆃 🆆🅾🆄🅻🅳 🅱🅴 🅿🅾🅸🅽🆃🅻🅴🆂🆂..

𝙃𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧..

🅻🅴🅰🅳🅴🆁-🆂🅰🅼🅰 🆆🅰🅽🆃🆂 🅷🅸🅼 🅰🆁🅾🆄🅽🅳

[hidan-anon]

Eeeeh--I'm right here bastard you don't have to use second person pronouns to speak to me..

[zetsu-anon]

⎝⎝𝕦𝕘𝕙⎠⎠

*SHŁФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФPS*

[zetsu-anon]

Zetsu my radiant skin exfoliator the masses want to know.. you a Playa Playa from the Himalayas..😉

𝙃𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙣... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤.. 𝙈𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛--

🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅱🅾🆃🅷🅴🆁 🆃🆁🆈🅸🅽🅶 🆃🅾 🅴🆇🅿🅻🅰🅸🅽 🆃🅾 🅷🅸🅼 🅰🅱🅾🆄🆃 🆃🅷🅴 🅸🅽🅵🅸🅽🅸🆃🅴 🆃🆂🆄🅺🆈🅾🅼🅸 🆃🅴🅲🅷🅽🅸🆀🆄🅴

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣--

🆃🅷🅴🆁🅴'🆂 🅽🅾 🅿🅾🅸🅽🆃 🅷🅴'🆂 🅰 🅳🆄🅽🅳🅴🆁🅷🅴🅰🅳

𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨--

🅷🅸🅳🅰🅽 🅳🅾🅴🆂🅽'🆃 🅺🅽🅾🆆 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅰 🆂🅿🅾🆁🅴 🅸🆂

𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙯𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙪

[hidan-anon]

Zetsu my man. The more I get to know you fam. The more you creep me out!! What in Lord Jashin's good name is the infinite tsukyomi technique! That sounds like evil blasphemous shit to me..

[zetsu-anon]

🅸 🆃🅾🅻🅳 🆈🅾🆄 🅸🆃 🆆🅾🆄🅻🅳 🅱🅴 🅿🅾🅸🅽🆃🅻🅴🆂🆂..

𝙃𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧..

🅻🅴🅰🅳🅴🆁-🆂🅰🅼🅰 🆆🅰🅽🆃🆂 🅷🅸🅼 🅰🆁🅾🆄🅽🅳

[zetsu-anon]

Zetsu my radiant skin exfoliator the masses want to know.. you a Playa Playa from the Himalayas..😉

𝙃𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙣... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤.. 𝙈𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛--

🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅱🅾🆃🅷🅴🆁 🆃🆁🆈🅸🅽🅶 🆃🅾 🅴🆇🅿🅻🅰🅸🅽 🆃🅾 🅷🅸🅼 🅰🅱🅾🆄🆃 🆃🅷🅴 🅸🅽🅵🅸🅽🅸🆃🅴 🆃🆂🆄🅺🆈🅾🅼🅸 🆃🅴🅲🅷🅽🅸🆀🆄🅴

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣--

🆃🅷🅴🆁🅴'🆂 🅽🅾 🅿🅾🅸🅽🆃 🅷🅴'🆂 🅰 🅳🆄🅽🅳🅴🆁🅷🅴🅰🅳

𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨--

🅷🅸🅳🅰🅽 🅳🅾🅴🆂🅽'🆃 🅺🅽🅾🆆 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅰 🆂🅿🅾🆁🅴 🅸🆂

𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙯𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙪

[zetsu-anon]

Is it true you eat the bodies of your fallen soldiers? Did you eat my brother's body?

YΣƧ.

[zetsu-anon]

𝘡𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵. 𝘡𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘔𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵. 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢. 𝘈𝘭𝘰𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘞𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯

[hidan-anon]

Zetsu my.. insectivorous carnivorous venus fly eater.. Except for Tobi for some reason you give me the heebiejeebies!

[zetsu-anon]

𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕧𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕠𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕.

[hidan-anon]

FUCK YEAH I AM! THE ONLY DYING I DO IS WHEN MY HOPE FOR HUMANITY DIES EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP. Point is I'm still hot while you.. You look like a whole ass question mark Zetsu my radient skin exfoliator and you just have to accept that you're a whole ass problem.

[uchihamadxra]

Ah, Zetsu. I know him, he is the talking Aloe Vera isn’t he?

[hidan-anon]

Mads you have got to stop popping up like that it shaves tens years off my immortal existence.

[zetsu-anon]

@uchihamadxra ᴍᴀᴅᴀʀᴀ ꜱᴀᴍᴀ..ᴢᴇᴛꜱᴜ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.

[uchihamadxra]

Zetsu!! I’m so glad to see you thrive my silly little… dumb plant! Tell me how have you been?

[obitoanon-archive]

MADARA SAMA TOBI HAS GOOD NEWS!

Oh I see you're catching up.

[zetsu-anon]

🅸 🅰🅼 🆆🅷🅾🅻🅻🆈 🆄🅽🅰🅿🅿🆁🅴🅲🅸🅰🆃🅴🅳 🅸🅽 🅼🆈 🆃🅸🅼🅴