remake of an old shipping chart from 2021 which you can find below. TW horrible, truly terrible mischatacterisation
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remake of an old shipping chart from 2021 which you can find below. TW horrible, truly terrible mischatacterisation
i have many thoughts about them
warning: ragbros only space you fuckers
[after angel share's closes]
kaeya: okay. spill. you keep looking at me with this look on your face that screams nervous and about to combust
diluc: uhh. ok. you know zhongli right?
kaeya: yeah. your boyfriend that isnt part of that fuck-tui
diluc: ajax isnt too bad
kaeya: you've got shit taste
diluc: youre just prote- anyways i have to tell you smth about zhongli
kaeya: ok, and?
diluc: hemayormaynotbeactuallyrexlapisindisguise-
kaeya: ok slowww downn there dude. what? did you just? say?
diluc: he may or may not actually be rex lapis in disguise?
kaeya: ..
diluc: LOOK! he really regrets what he did in khaenriah so its not-
kaeya: i know.
diluc: what?
kaeya: venti warned me before you introduced him to me
diluc: he what??
kaeya: i know venti's barbatos, he's chill with me being khaenriahn because wow surprise god of freedom allows anyone in his nation, ive proven my loyalty to mond multiple times and he just gave me a heads up because he wasnt sure what zhongli's stance on khaenriahns at the time
diluc: oh.
kaeya: you got nothing to worry about, dear brother of mine. you do owe me a bottle of wine tho
diluc: OH YOU FUC-
zhongchiluc my beloved rarepair
Yippee first original tumblr post!
“The angel” turning into “his angel”
“The witch” turning into “his witch”
“The human/humans” turning into “his human/humans”
It’s the small things yknow?
Don’t cry, mama.
Chiluc is so fucking funny. It’s just Enemy of the State/Enemy of the State. Throw in Zhongli for flavor and you get Enemy of the State/Enemy of the State/God.
ZhongChiLuc modern au. Where both Zhongli and Childe is Diluc's exes(that hasn't move on) that is currently dating each other only to know it's a contract between them just to win Diluc's affection again so that both can have him. Diluc being dense about their little deal and living a peaceful life being single.
Kaeya:You know your former high school sweetheart(Childe) and uni ex boyfriend(Zhongli) are dating right?
Diluc look up to him with a deadpan look:I am, and?
Kaeya: Aren't you bothered?
Diluc:Why would I be?
Kaeya:It's just odd you know, their personality don't*makes a weird hands movements*you know. And it's suspicious.
Diluc just scoff:it's their life and I don't mind, they seemed happy and they do GET ALONG mind you,.besides we got our closure . Life's been peaceful I like it that way. Two heartbreaks are already enough.
Kaeya: Oh Diluc..... But it's still suspicious though.
Diluc: Mind your own business and do your work the deadlines are coming.
Kaeya:Killjoy.
Kaeya:...........
Kaeya:Hey don't you think their a little affectionate to you lik-.
Diluc: Kaeya do your work.
(sorry for my English)
URg I love it so much.
Cause I've said before, the only way, I see Childe and Zhongli work is through the glue of Diluc. So the idea of them getting together to try and win Diluc over is perfect.
And especially especially if Diluc broke up with them. As I can see, Both Childe and Zhongli are heavily affectionate toward Diluc, and Diluc does not feel like he can return it in the same way. (Both Childe and Zhongli know Diluc shows affection in a different way.)
And so they team up to make prove to Diluc that he's worth both their love. They just start showing up at Diluc's favorite places.
Childe: Is he here yet?
Zhongli: Yes I can see him by himself. He's got his regular.
Childe: Black coffee with 3 sugars. How he is looking?
Zhongli: Perfect as always. That bastard.
Childe: God, an asshole. Can you sneak me a pic?
And well, they are both steaming about how cute Diluc notices them and is just really happy for both of them.
Diluc: Mmm, they honestly look perfect together.
And then they do eventually approach him and try to sandwich him, but Diluc is just totally clueless cause to him, they look so happy together.
Ah, I love it so much.