Fan theory time: Zombieland Double Tab
Actually, no, this is more than a fan theory. I need to know:
Does there exist any deleted scene or earlier draft script that confirms that I'm not crazy?
Madison is a zombie, right? I mean, throughout the whole movie!
She needs to stay refrigerated to stay fresh. The cold also keeps her brain fresh, and it cools her hunger by slowing her metabolism.
The movie starts out establishing that there are different types of zombie and specifically dumber and smarter ones, setting us up for an unexpectedly smart one.
She's constantly made into just a pun about how she's stupid, mirroring the Homer-type zombies' use throughout the movie.
When she starts feeling unwell, she specifically attributes it to being too hot after being used to hide in the refrigerator. And when she returns it's in a vehicle with a refrigerator, which is directly pointed out in her dialog.
All of that was left in the movie. At some point during production they only scrapped the reveal.
I'm not imagining this, right?
















