What's Up Jerks

Dani. 22.Pacific Northwest.

[stars-bean]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[pameluhr]

[lovetone]

havent felt fly like a g6 lately

[newhologram]

why is this so funny 💀

[anthoniejcrowley]

“Anyway, yeah, I got strong veins. They’re really good.”

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[laurasterisk]

As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

[smackadelicious]

Brb crying

[solaurorae]

No! No, not because of this.

[wehadfacesthen]

Gene Kelly in The Three Musketeers  (George Sidney, 1948) in which Kelly played D’Artagnan. It wasn’t a musical, but Kelly still got to show his moves.

[twitterlols]

[jakeperalta]

well I've been afraid of changing cause I've built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and I'm getting older too

[sorenkingsley]

[youcanletgo]

[contac]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[makemadej]

The real top 5 beatdown was Ryan casually murdering Shane. [x]

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like