AwkwardBoner

Weirdo from another planet. 💞👽🐨

[sondralibre]

🌞🌚🌝🌛🌜🌙⭐🔴🔵🌠

You are more than just my son… You are my entire universe. For my world didn’t really start spinning Until your existence became known to me. You are my shooting star. My home planet. And the single most amazing being ever. You landed on my heart, claimed it as yours, and rightfully so, it will remain yours forever.

[sondralibre]

Sometimes I just feel like a hollow shell. It's terrifying.

[natashaaromanova]

love to think you'll never forget

[mothcub]

[free-range-tiddies]

Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

[guccixcucci]

The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets

[kingthekj]

The social security number they've had since birth

[magic-for-exalla]

The facebook account they used to make said post

[coyoteyell]

also the facebook where they got their antivax information

[sondralibre]

Holy fuck I laughed so hard

[cikero]

maybe the answer to some mental health problems like depression and anxiety isn’t just therapists telling you it’s gonna be okay and psychiatrists giving you prozac maybe it’s just providing housing and some kind of life stability through public services which we pay millions in taxes for

[satisfactiions]

[spongebob-squarepants-is-my-hero]

[krabby-kronicle]

[mostly-harmle33]

this 1 smear frame of Patrick in the christmas special

[knowwhatimeme]

[catchymemes]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[sondralibre]

So glad I found this before I turned 50.

[sondralibre]

Me and kitty ♥️

[sondralibre]

Found my first gray hair.

I think I'll name her Nancy.

[especially]

[recaption]

[theshellshack]