Zod: Surrender, Kal-El, we have your son.
*Superman looks around the battlefield and sees Jon fighting side by side with Damian and Kon knocking down invaders with Tim*
Superman: I uh... I don't think you do. Can you describe him?
Zod: Dark hair. Really smiley.
Superman: That doesn't really help. Jon's over there and Kon, who's more like a little brother really, is back there so...
Zod: Which of your sons named himself after a Kryptonian god?
Superman: Oh, you mean Nightwing! He's not actually my son, he's actually... I hate to say this but you really messed up.
*ominous green glow appears from above, casting a bat-shaped shadow over Zod*
Batman: Where. Is. My. Son?













