#zodge

[dungeonadragon]

Jyrik (halfway through session 2)

Jyrik: Hey are there any sticks lying on the ground?

Me: uh, yeah, there's one beneath a nearby tree.

Jyrik: can I take my handaxe and carve "Zodge was here" on it?

Me: the captain of the Flaming Fist?

Jyrik: yes

*8 sessions later*

Me: No Jyrik, there aren't any stick in hell, please stop trying to carve "Zodge was here" into everything

Jyrik: haha zodge funny name