#zombieboi

[adrenalineascending]

📔 and Blaine for Baron too bc hes feeling nosey XD ~ XR

"Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I'm allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake" - unknown

How the hell did I end up babysitting an undead dealer? So far he's been true to his word. No suspicious murders I can track to him or his business associates. The more time I spend around him...the more I'm oddly glad he's already dead. There is no way this idiot would have been capable of taking care of himself if he was still living. But I suppose he is kind of sweet I don't know in a pathetic annoying kind of way. But if he so much as sneezes out of line I will gank him. He's still a fucking zombie. God what is my fucking life right now Fuck. I don't know... 1: No murders in the area 2: No Deaths today 3: Biography I started reading is pretty good

[adrenalineascending]

[Blaine] Not your problem!

[Blaine] what, are you gonna turn me in?

[Baron] Man, you’re easy to wind up...

[Baron] lol come by and get it whenever. I’m home this weekend or after 7pm weekdays

[Baron] Honestly, how the fuck do you misplace a firearm? @villainouspassion

[adrenalineascending]

[Blaine] I do really, i promise

[Blaine] Come on it was an honest mistake

[Baron] No you don’t. Not reallly. [Baron] Think how badly it would look if someone like yourself went around carrying an unlicensed firearm with the serial number filed off...what would people think? (She’s taking the piss out of him) @villainouspassion

[adrenalineascending]

[Blaine]: No no no no I need that back. It was a gift from a friend.

(It absolutely was not) -VP

[Baron] You don’t really

[adrenalineascending]

[Blaine:TXT] Hey this is gonna sound super weird but did you find something out of the ordinary at your place since the last time I was there? ((I was thinking his gun but if you think of smthn better go with that ^^)) -VP

[Baron sends a photo of his gun on the dining table amidst some cleaning supplies and a few other weapons] [TXT] You mean my new piece? Thank you by the way. That was really sweet of you to give it me. (Is entirely aware he wasn’t giving it to her) @villainouspassion

[adrenalineascending]

“Not that kind of sedation zombie boy.”

@villainouspassion​

[trico-septic]

“Grenades are fun...Especially when they blow up in your face”

(this isn’t mine x3)

[mind-milkshake]