chaotic sentence starters
(credit to friends, partners and the internet in general)
"Do you think I could pass this curse on to someone else? Like as a birthday present?"
"…So how do you feel about surprises?"
"I'm going to put snakes in the photocopier."
"Do my vibes seem off to you?"
"I have never heard those words in that order in my life."
"Time should be illegal."
"So how big do you want this explosion?"
"I myself am understaffed at this time."
"I need enrichment, I'm gonna go be weird somewhere."
"I am absolutely not going to be the bigger person."
"Do you think I can fit that entire pomegranate in my mouth?"
"No-one has paid attention to me for 6 minutes. I think I might die."
"I have been forbidden from doing origami. Again."
"Unfortunately I am all panic and no disco."
"Whenever I worry I'm taking life too seriously, I just look at you."
"I am eighty-nine drunk. Eighty-nine… eighty-nine per cent."
"I don't know why I'm like this, but I do know it's not my problem."
"I wonder what candles taste like."
"...So does the hammer decide who's worthy?"