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[faridounelasimanette]

The Elden Ring - Distant Tales Between manga is cute as heck

[rottenark]

[omnybus]

Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes, Pt. 2

“Gonna have a good time tonight! Gonna have a good time tonight!”

“I can’t remember my legs.”

“Oh, yeah? Well maybe you look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!”

“What the-? Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?”

“...and the Stick would be this big ol’ tree / that’d try to eat everyone except the Cheat and me”

“Well, I am the exact same.”

"That's what I used to defeat the Dark Fungus From Downungus!"

"Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom."

"C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants!"

"Kristen, you look burnt. Or Dead."

"What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head."

"The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."

"And this little weirdo / would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times / You know, the kind that are only sorta hot / so they don't mess around with other guuuuuuyyyys..."

"a-jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie"

Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[spilledquills]

[eschercaine]

Oh... no. Volcano Manor? This early? Aseo haven’t stepped foot in the Academy of Raya Lucaria yet. NOPE.

[bonedwoo]

She's the best girl

[laserskater]

Some random Elden Ring fanart while watching friends streamin’ 

[raviollies]

Is something wrong Tarnisssshed