#zzapzzap

[pararosa-blog]

zzapzzap

[ He’s been standing in the same spot

in the same refrigerated aisle, staring

at the same container of yogurt for long

enough to start feeling chilled when

another shopper approaches. ]

         Hey, do you know--

         Can toddlers eat yogurt?

[thebadtimewolf]

+18

"Alright, let's hit the beach!"

[akihiro-daken1]

Groveling 101

He hesitated at the door, having come so far and yet not, perhaps, far enough.

His hand hovered over the woodgrain of the door, and he felt... damn it, it actually felt something. He stopped and adjusted his tie, almost nervously.

He should leave. Leave and never come back.

But Daken was rather well-known in certain circles for never ding what, in certain situations, what he should.

He knocked.

[kneeltoyourking]

zzapzzap replied to your post: “From now on if we are in “mutual follows” with each other I’m going to...”:

We were always in cahoots together bb

It's why it's such a great phrase. I love itttt. We have been in cahoots for a loooong time

[quicksilverjunior]

"you're hiding something from me" (AM I ANNOYING YOU YET? HUH? WHAT ABOUT NOW? TOMMYMUN HOW ABOUT NOW?)

“Yeah, society has a set of rules, Darcy,

             and I’m sorry, but no matter how much you beg for it,

I can’t take my cock out of my pants for you in public like this.”

[quicksilverjunior]

[hc + sammiches (no what I am not making a reference to the Darcy/Tommy hateship except for the part where I totally am)]

[ In the spirit of… ]

Tommy travels a lot. A lot. Breakfast in Belgium. Lunch in Germany. Dinner in France. Every time he gets a sandwich, he very purposefully decides not to eat the crust. He tears it off, puts it in a sandwich bag,

and leaves it in Darcy’s office mailbox.

[kissofmistletoe]

(( BALDR U BABY U SEEM ESPECIALLY MOPEY AND SAD AND FORLORN TODAY))

((BALDR’S JUST BABY CRYING BECAUSE HE’LL NEVER GET TO BE KING. HE DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO BE KING IT’S JUST THE PRINCIPLE OF IT. THOR’S A POOPY POOP WHO’S NOT EVEN OF FRIGGA’S BLOOD WHY DOES HE GET TO BE KING ALL BECAUSE A STOOPID LUMP OF METAL SAID SO))

[whyactlikeahuman]

[sms] BABY COME BACK [sms] U CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEE ((yes hello abby I have missed u))

[text] I NEVER LEFT YOU, DARCYBRO. I WAS IN YOUR HEART, OR YOU WERE IN MINE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.