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Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach + Leather

Costume Designer: Christine Wada

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People stuck listening to me talk about my blorbos

#ofmd

chels

(via Daniel Craig Tells Us What He Really Thinks of Bond)

Okay, so Daniel Craig is officially the best Bond, if only because he’s not someone who idolizes Bond.

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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

hugisak

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

tattooedsiren

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

saywhatjessie

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

timemachineyeah

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day.

tahaufren

This may be the wrong place for it, but I’m gonna do it anyway here - I never got the impression that Harry *liked* teaching. I get where ya’ll are coming from and the ultimate “fuck you” and he did teach people who to do patronuses and he did have the room of requirement and all that shit, but the reason he did it was because the person they had was INCOMPETENT. he didn’t do it because he loved tutoring people (that would be hermione’s niche). He did it because Harry is and always has been a man of action. He likes doing, not thinking, usually, and that’s usually why he runs off half cocked only being slightly not as bad as Ron at that sort of thing (and often had Hermione pull him back and occasionally he managed to do the reverse but it generally wasn’t in that direction). Harry Potter isn’t a professor. it makes far more sense for his character, the sort of person that he is, to have gone down the path that he did. No matter what sort of nice, circular fashion you’d like it to be in because think of all the fun stuff that could have happened with professor binns and peeves and shit, within a story and character perspective, it absolutely made sense for Harry to not become a professor. Not to mention that half the people on here do like to talk about Harry’s PTSD that he likely had after all of that - you really think that going back to the place where 99% of all the bad shit that ever happened in his life and be like ah yes, let me settle down and live at the murder castle for the rest of my life. PErfect. ANd just for fun, let’s go in a different direction as well - the story is about harry moving FORWARD in his life. When most of his growing up happened while he was in his very early teens and pre-pubescent years within that castle, it would be more apt to say that he would be basically staying the same age and not moving on if he decided to plant himself at the school. I’m not saying that Neville or any of the other professors (like mcgonagall or sprout or anything) are like this, but for Harry - being a unique circumstance - he would essentially be anchoring himself to all the despair and all the stressful times he had there. He wouldn’t be moving on. He would be staying put. Also, yes, other people had bad times there as well (such as everyone in the seventh book who wasn’t a wizard nazi), but Harry went through 7 years of nonstop thrill rides through wizard castle hell instead.

So I disagree. I guess.

macalpeeney

happy epilogue day

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And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.