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sorry i haven’t been very active this week ! i’m a little more active on my dbh blogs at the moment, but i’m also not very active in general ( spring break just ended. ) i miss you guys, though, so i’ll try to clear my drafts this weekend !!
hismanners replied to your post: apparently they put the kingsman umbrella in...
if they had a harry skin i would become a fortnite gamer
if they had a harry skin we would be playing fortnite together
apparently they put the kingsman umbrella in fortnite and hearing my brother say “kingsman” while he played it threw me for such a fucking loop
❝ it mus’ be so nice tah be rich insteada, like ... havin’ tah develop a personality. ❞
anyway. does anyone ever think about the lobster.
;)
I can’t wait for spin off!!
@hismanners // thought - provoking headcanons: 💸
💸 ... what does tequila think of wealthy people ? does he resent them, or does he believe they earned what they have ?
before he was recruited as a statesman agent, tequila had never known wealth. his initial upbringing was modest. he was raised in rural tennessee, & that’s exactly how his ancestors had lived for generations — to be frank, he simply descended from people who truly worked to sustain themselves, who ( his immediate family included ) survived off of the fruits of their own labors rather than turning a large profit & using that to buy the essentials. when he still lived on the farm, although there was some business involved, his father was the one who took care of that aspect & tequila never personally learned anything about it. what he did do was help his parents to plant the produce the family ate, to raise the animals that provided them with milk, eggs, & meat, to do manual chores like washing clothes by hand & hanging them up to dry ( they were just simple like that, seeing no need for a washing machine or a drier, ) & so on. these formative years instilled a young tequila with an admirable work ethic, & would later give him an appreciation for what it actually means to earn what you have. however, there’s certainly more to his thoughts on the wealthy than being some country boy.
when they had to sell the family farm & move to sneedville, now sans a father, their lifestyle changed drastically. of course, it was an incredibly small town, but it was still the first time he hadn’t lived somewhere completely rural — it was the most urban, most densely - populated area he had ever seen, & he was suddenly expected to adjust on a dime & live out his teen years there. of course, he was too young to help provide in this environment, as were his sisters — & his mother was suddenly a victim of this more modern lifestyle, forced to exhaust herself by taking late shifts & working overtime to earn just enough money to provide for herself & three children. they were now surviving more than they were living, & he just couldn’t help. ( by the time he was old enough to contribute, he’d wrecked his own life, but that’s not quite relevant to this issue. ) the important part is that, all through his teen years, tequila experienced firsthand a very crushing reality: working hard doesn’t necessarily get you anywhere, & even people who have earned more than they were initially dealt probably aren’t going to get much. he accepted the opportunity to become an agent, but he never felt like he had worked for it, so this outlook hardly changed after his recruitment.
with all of the above taken into consideration ... tequila has a distaste for the wealthy which borders on resentment. he tries not to hold onto it, but he can’t help but feel spiteful about how they often don’t have to work for everything while some people ( like his mom ) have to give so much for barely anything. still, he likely has a sort of an appreciation for those self - made millionaire types, because he believes in the idea of earning wealth from humble beginnings such as his own ... but tequila is very much of the opinion that the american dream is dead, so he tends to function under the assumption that the wealthy only got where they are because of luck, not because they worked for it that much harder than anyone else. additionally, he finds the idea of excessive wealth pretty disgusting — since he comes from a poor background, he believes unused money should be used to help similarly unfortunate people. there’s not much he can do about people’s greed, though, as much as he wishes there were.
Thought-Provoking Headcanon Meme
Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)
⛔️ - How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning? 🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed? 💸 - What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have? 🆘 - What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think they’re a waste of space, or do they want to help them? 📩 - Does your muse prefer to physically write letters or send them online? What is their reasoning? 📢 - Does your muse have a loud personality or a quiet one? Do they enjoy being the center of attention, or would they rather watch and listen? 📊 - How does your muse feel about the state of the world? Could it be better? Could it be worse? 👨 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their father? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👩 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their mother? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👧 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their siblings? Who do they get along with best? 👶 - If they have any, what is your muse’s relationship like with their children? Do they feel like they’re a good parent? 👻 - Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like? ⏰ - Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time? ⌛️ - How often does your muse think about death? Do they think about it at all? 🔗 - What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these? 🚹 - How would your muse react to losing their father? How would they cope? 🚺 - How would your muse react to losing their mother? How would they cope? 🚼 - How would your muse react to losing a child? How would they cope? 💧 - How would your muse react to losing a best friend? How would they cope? 💔 - How would your muse react to losing a romantic partner? How would they cope? 🐜 - How does your muse feel about animal lives? Do they treat them the same way they’d treat a person, or do they feel they’re inferior? 🌎 - Does your muse want to change the world? How would they go about it? 🎭 - How does your muse handle their emotions? Do they bottle them up or pour them out as soon as they start to feel? 💋 - How does your muse feel about people who cheat? Do they see a reason for it, or is it completely immoral? 🌠 - Would your muse make a wish on a star? If so, what would they wish for? 🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not? 🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could? 💅 - How does your muse feel about gender roles? Do they conform to them, or do they play by their own rules? 🌺 - Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?
high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
[ dabs ]
❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞
❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
❝ look at this photograph ! ❞
❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞
❝ can’t touch this . ❞
❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞
tag dump for my main verses & one ( 1 ) au !
.*｡･ﾟ 🍺 verse → ᴡʜɪsᴋᴇʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴅᴇᴏ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅs. .*｡･ﾟ 🍺 verse → ᴍʏ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴇs﹐ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴ’ ᴍʏ ᴊᴏʙ. .*｡･ﾟ 🍺 verse → ᴜs sᴏᴜᴛʜᴇʀɴᴇʀs ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀɴɴᴇʀs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪᴛɪsʜ.
.*｡･ﾟ 🍺 verse → ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴜɴs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀʟʟᴇʏ.
“yet”
debora.
Her nose wrinkles and she covers up the name badge with her free hand. “Debbie. Debora. My name badge hasn’t arrived yet.” She sets down the coffee pot, casting one more furtive glance over her shoulder before sliding into the seat opposite him in the booth, taking his old mug and holding it between her hands, tapping her fingers along it. “Yeah, I don’t know how many bulls there are to, you know, lasso. Is there anything else that cowboys do? I only really know about that stuff from the movies. Like The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly?” She smiles, but keeps a little frown on her face to make sure he understands what she’s saying. She’s a little worried that she’s talking too much but she’s gotta do something to stay awake. “Uh, yeah, we use your whiskey in our apple pie. I can get you a slice if you want. Whipped cream and everything.”
❝ oho, you’ve got fine taste, there ! ❞ he praises at the mention of the clint eastwood movie ( what else did you expect ? ) — in fact, his expression is already starting to brighten up, which is a pretty good sign. he always enjoys finding someone he can make conversation with, since his job can be a pretty lonely one ... sure, that might be a little bit sad, but it’s still just the truth. ❝ not many bulls out here, nuh - uh ... but ah used to work on a ranch up in kentucky, & then ah started gettin’ jobs at rodeos all around. that’s mighty close to bein’ a cowboy, ah reckon, ❞ tequila reasons, seeming pleased with his answer as he takes another sip. & once he hears about their apple pie ... he can’t help but grin. ❝ well, ah’ll be damned ! it’d be wrong tah say no. ❞ there’s no harm in splurging a little bit to support the agency’s cover business, right ? ❝ ah ain’t had some good pie in ages. thinks yers might impress a cowboy ? ❞ obviously, he already believes it will ... but it’s in his nature to joke around. ( he was a rodeo clown, after all ... not that he’d ever admit it. )
inhales
the relationship between kingsman and statesman, as told through a discord conversation between myself and an american friend
