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Alex 21 | March 23 | Hawai'i | INFP-T Character Animation Student Kim Taeyeon's eternal fanboy Is in dire need of excercise

[fenris]

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

[vulture-jack]

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

[dankmemeuniversity]

[makomoriz]

nbc: okay now that you’re on our network you can do beeps and blurs but don’t feel like you have to we don’t want to make any big changes to the show

b99, on their season premiere: 

[becherdireinen]

Dear March, please be good to me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[woarm]

“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say

[deactivated-blog]

[reddit-tales]

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead.

One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big, tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is your mom dead?”

Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”

And I was shocked that my mom was right.

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

[savefrog]

[some13one-deactivated20190423]

[ninotendo]

Bonus: 

[mobpsycho100]

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[kyraneko]

Don’t talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again.

[metapianycist]

im in this photo and i don’t like it

[corsolanite]

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[connoraustin]

mom: why dont you ever go outside?

me: DA BUGS!! DA BUGS MA!!! !!

[surprisebitch]

ariana grande’s enunciation reminds me of the time i was sucking dick and the guy asked me a question in the middle that isn’t a yes-or-no type like “oh fuck when’s the last time you’ve been deepthroated?” and i try to respond with a dick suffocating me like “lungaweeffawgho” and while moaning, he goes “aah wha?” but my answer shouldn’t matter cause what’s important is he’s having a good time like how i enjoy ari’s songs even when i dont understand what she’s saying