Paiger

Paige. 27. Married to the worlds greatest cat daddy.  RIP DADDY. ♥️

[taigeristic-blog]

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

[sonicknuckles-deactivated201210]

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

[elijahnls-deactivated20210320]

[stimulateyoursenses]

2 punk 4 u

[permeate]

[rigginsstreet]

disney: have some gmw crossover shit for halloween!

me: 

[sageandbone]

[forever90s]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[atomkind-deactivated20150911]

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

[snorlaxatives]

does anyone else feel like miley cyrus smokes weed??? idk i kinda get that vibe from her

[phd-n-faggotry-deactivated20190]

Is this a fucking joke

[snorlaxatives]

no i really do get that vibe from her! maybe it’s just me

[xmidnightfantasy]

[blairwaldorfings]

Miley: “Britney is the only one who picks up when I call.” 

[pakeeztani-deactivated20200123]

miley really is on the bottom isnt she

[tarynel]

Lmfao is Miley saying “you bitch”

[black--lamb-blog]

Damnnnnnn

[kimreesesdaughter]

JOBS BE LIKE...

Requirements:

You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred)

You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes)

You Must Own An iPhone

Bachelors Degree Required, MASTERS Preferred.

10+ Years Experience

You Must Be An A Blood Type.

Disease and Drug Free.

No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)

No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings

Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body

Must Be On Time At ALL Times

If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!

If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.

Bonus If You Can Calculate Numbers In Your Head, Operate A Forklift and Speak Spanish, Chinese, French And Swahili.

PAY: $6.50/HR NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

[abercrombie]

[crazyrubberduckies]

I found this on 9gag and it’s undeniably true.

[clestroying]

[pomeranian2]