Delisha

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[artie-dartie]

twilight flight

[jmfenner91]

Inktober Day 05 - Binoculars

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Brandon, struggling to breathe: W-what?

Nikolai: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things?

Brandon:

Brandon: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

[lighthousepigeons]

Killian: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Glyndon: Yeah, they are.

Killian: You know who else is beautiful?

Glyndon, blushing: Who?

Killian: Y-

Nikolai, squeezing between them: Lotus flower.

[lighthousepigeons]

Landon: You were shot. Do you remember anything?

Creighton: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Landon: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Creighton: But I heard sirens.

Landon: That was Remi screaming.

Remi: I'm sorry, I got nervous.

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai: *extremely drunk*

Nikolai: I like Brandon, he has such beautiful eyes.

Nikolai: I love him.

Brandon: ......

Nikolai: Don't tell him, okay?

Brandon: Okay Niko, I won't.

[lighthousepigeons]

Brandon: So what's your type?

Nikolai: Blue eyes, blonde hair, dumb, shy and artistic

Brandon: That kind of sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a girl.

Nikolai: Did I mention dumb?

Brandon: Yes.

Nikolai: Okay, good, just making sure.

[lighthousepigeons]

Ava: Hey Eli, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Eli: ...... Why?

Ava: She thinks I'm making you up.

[lighthousepigeons]

Brandon, about Landon: You have to forgive him, he has a heart condition.

Mia: What condition?

Brandon: He doesn't have one.

Landon:

[lighthousepigeons]

[The Heathens as kids]

Nikolai: *sets the kitchen on fire*

Mia, panicking: Where's the responsible adult??

Nikolai: He's asleep on the couch.

Killian: Don't worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Killian: *dumps water on Gareth* Wake up dumbass, the kitchen's on fire.

Gareth, still half asleep: What-

Maya: *calming watching it all unfold while eating pancakes*

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai, texting: Send dudes.

Jeremy: I think you mean nudes.

Jeremy: And wrong person Niko.

Nikolai: No, I'm in a fight I need more people.

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai, kissing Bran: Woah, your heart's beating really fast.

Brandon: Sorry, I'm nervous.

Nikolai: Is this your first time?

Brandon: No, I've been nervous before.

[lighthousepigeons]

[Killian inviting Glyndon to watch one of his operations]

Killian: Hey.

Glyndon: Hey.

Killian: *takes out patients heart* Will you be my valentine?

Glyndon: Please put that back.

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai: *walks into a room*

Everyone, jumping out: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Nikolai: Oh, this is what you've been planning in secret. I thought you guys were planning to kill me.

[lighthousepigeons]

Glyndon: *sneezes*

Killian: *goes full doctor mode*

Brandon: *sneezes*

Nikolai: Are you sick, do you want me to get you a blanket? I have some soup in the fridge, I can warm it up for you.

Landon: *sneezes*

Mia: Can you shut the fuck up!

[lighthousepigeons]

Gareth: I think you have PTSD.

Nikolai: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking d*ck.

Gareth: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Nikolai: Gareth, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was.