FASTER! FASTER! BAD-GLOW STAR WITCHCRAFT!

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[caffichai]

Crownslayer oral examination commission for @spacecow2455 !

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casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

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[webber-da-spider]

I HATE how this makes sense to me

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[webber-da-spider]

Which one

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

LITERALLY ANYRTHING, I UNDSERSTAND NOTHING

[webber-da-spider]

Okay so first one is saying ‘terastalize Archeops into Normal type and use Choice specs(50% damage boost to special moves) Uproar while partner Simipour moves BEFORE Archeops to use Gastro Acid and lower the targets special defense by half

Second one is discussing the DOZENS of ways Garchomp and mega Garchomp have been used. Pokemon don’t have One Good Kit(usually) and that kind of guesswork puts the opponent on the back foot

Third one, you’re facing down a Tyranitar who’s plus one attack and plus one speed, presumably from dragon dance, meaning it outspeeds YOUR team(In this case let’s say you brought Celebi, swampert, Flygon and Aerodactyl.) the problem now is you don’t know what this Ttar is packing. It could be running Leftovers, which would only activate if it had taken damage, or it could be running Lum Berry, which would heal a potential burn that would have cut Ttars attack in half. Three layers of Spikes are up in your side of the battle, meaning anything you send out(besides Aerodactyl) will be taking some chip.

TLDR third is same as the second, the guesswork of what TTar is using and what Hidden Power(a move that changes type depending on factors of the user) TTar has makes it dangerous

[cindrspider]

(psst. gastro acid removes abilities. simipour is using it ON archeops, to clear the ability defeatist, which cuts archeops attack and special attack stats by half when it gets down to half health)

[yamada-ryo]

what

[kc5rings]

I’m just collecting these at this point

[kc5rings]

Like How

[kc5rings]

It was a Good Match

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[bobokitty]

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[heyyallitsbeth]

this video is more sexual than the video of Tifa getting railed by Cloud that was shown before the italian government

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[toskarin]

oh my god

[zapfish-juice]

Okey so my dumb ahh might have deleted the ask from my inbox but this goes to that person who said that Alucard would suck at being a wingman for sertegra, you are right, Alucard is 100% the evil pansexual in Integra's shoulder whispering bad dating advice

[bellonkillzz]

Daily reminder that Integra is completely in charge of Hellsing regulations and outfits and 100% makes seras wear overly tight and short work gear on purpose.

Seras is clearly not even wearing a bra in this scene, the amount of freaky yuri that must have been happening while Alucard was gone is insane</3

[lunarlagomorph]

[likemmmcookies]

It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months

[likemmmcookies]

But it really makes me sad that Aiglamene, who kept disarming Gideon in three moves during training and declared her up to the standard of the worst cavalier, will never know she disarmed Magnus Quinn, a perfectly respectable cavalier, in three moves.

[everythingfox]

Why does he need a- … oh

[iahfy]

marking her belongings 💋

[jilf]

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fighting game heritage post

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