FASTER! FASTER! BAD-GLOW STAR WITCHCRAFT!

[avakynx]

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[no-one-offical]

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[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Open wide, kitten"

[kc5rings]

I know it’s just the time of year but whenever work gets slow for more than a week i start getting twitchy

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[arturia-giallo]

ミ・フ by モ誰 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[kc5rings]

I haven’t seen Mi Fu in a muzzle yet but I have faith, I can see it in my mind

She’s perfect for one

[lovewritteninthestrands]

playmate (go read the linked fic by @xekstrin its so good)

[larval-tear]

me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer

[morsking]

matou sakura monday

[kc5rings]

Good morning on this lovely Muzzle Monday

Remember to put a muzzle on your faves today to celebrate

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 107: Do not go gentle

[maidthings]

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

[cryptidcobalt]

velociraptor livestock guardian for chickens eventually getting the thing sheep guardian dogs have where it gets bred to have chicken plumage to blend in with the other chickens

like this but it's a really angry looking hen