noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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oozey mess
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

izzy's playlists!
Misplaced Lens Cap
NASA

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@taintedbunnii
Me playing Skyrim: Why of course I'll take this worthless ring to your third cousin who lives on the other side of the continent it's the very least I could do
Me irl: Make you tea? Are you fucked? That's all the way in the kitchen it'll kill me
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it. • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad. • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel. • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there. • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover. • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick. • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it. • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel. • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas. • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https:// • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking. • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test. • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft. • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster. • Put toothpaste on a pimple and cover it with a bandaid overnight. It will dry out. • Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier. • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either. • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat. • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes. • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing. • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks. • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy. • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it. • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
that last one though. i didn’t know that.
the secret 2 my success
Oh my god
Flower causes cat to malfunction.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
Hits blunt
The last one bruh lol
Omg the last one
That church one way too real.
The clock one
if the answer to the universe’s existence is 42, then do people get high on 4:20 because it technically makes them thing about the universal questions that need to be asked?
the only video game tip one truly needs is “save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer”
Animated Vault Boy
Ex Vault dwellers either perish upon exiting the sanctuary… or live long enough to gear up against the harsh realities of the wastes!
Cat Cosplay, Fallout: Vault 111 Armored Vault-tec suit
PLEASE STAND BY
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
This is actually my ‘personal’ blog, but it’s basically all video games because my life is video games
Video: Cat Jumping Fails
Fallout 4: Then And Now
*excited screech dying noises*