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[taintingimagination]

taintingimagination Masterlist

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Diabolik Lovers

Fics:

Pyretta Blaze - Subaru Sakamaki/Reader

Ghost

Headcanons:

Terzo and Mary Goore are the same person

Metalocalypse

NSFW Alphabets:

Nathan Explosion

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Toki Wartooth

Magnus Hammersmith

Headcanons:

Vocal Abilities of Dethklok

[is-666]

[livingdeadmlm]

getting on bg3 to kiss gale and closing the game

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Raziel: I don't get why 'pretty boy' is an insult. Call me a pretty boy. Tell me I'm the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

[taintingimagination]

I'm gonna be real, I'm actually surprised my NSFW alphabets are still getting attention since I had a "fuck it, let’s see how they do" mindset when I posted them 😭

Like what do you mean Toki's has over a hundred likes within a span of almost three years??

Now I kind of feel obligated to post here more often

[dyingvoid]

nostalgia is a form of depression

 Abbie Hoffman

[skppstr]

pawn guy

[matoedshulstad-blog]

[gothicbug]

started blood omen. this man sure loves to yell!!!

[taintingimagination]

Do you ever play Baldur's Gate 3 and just go,

"You know what? Fuck you, *takes away your physical trauma*"

For reference,

[taintingimagination]

I should really be active on here more, even if it's just me shitposting my thoughts instead of providing smut

[diidona]

"If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them." THE CROW (1994) • dir. Alex Proyas

[taintingimagination]

Can my life have that blue filter that the music video for The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails has?

[nickyandmikey]

everyone on this site

[taintingimagination]

Every time I hear someone say they have a tumbler I'm like, "the cup or social media??"

[taintingimagination]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf • NSFW Alphabet

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Author's Note: It's been two years since I posted Toki's NSFW alphabet and I'm surprised that it's still receiving likes. So, I wanted to thank you guys for that even if I haven't been super active. Finishing high school and starting college have been huge events that have distracted me from my writing. To celebrate two years since my first NSFW Alphabet and completing my first year of college, here's Skwisgaar. I hope you all enjoy <3

A = Aftercare: Skwisgaar isn't very big on aftercare when it's meant to be a hookup. With you, he at least makes sure you're okay before he falls asleep.

B = Body part: Any part of you that you find ugly, he adores it. Not necessarily body parts, but stretch marks, cellulite, wrinkles, dimples, that weird curve in your nose bridge, you name it - he loves it. On himself, he prides himself for his fingers.

C = Cum: Pretty careless with cum, especially because of how many children he's fathered. He doesn't have a particular preference for where it goes unless you specify where you want it.

D = Dirty secret: Skwisgaar secretly loves femdoms. While he prefers being in control, he wants to feel vulnerable and safe enough to let someone else take control.

E = Experience: This goes without saying, he's very experienced.

F = Favorite position: Any position that puts him on top, he's fine with. He's rather vanilla and prefers hiking your legs onto his shoulders so he can go deeper.

G = Goofy: Skwisgaar is very serious in the act, he keeps a focused face the whole time.

H = Hair: Brazilian waxed almost every few months, not a hair anywhere on his body. He also takes good care of his skin so it remains smooth and moisturised.

I = Intimacy: Admittedly, Skwisgaar is very awkward when it comes to intimacy. He tries his best to make you feel special and unintimidated by his body count. He goes the extra mile with by setting up candles and gifts to make sure you're comfortable.

J = Jack off: Skwisgaar jacks off regularly when he doesn't have groupies around. He'll let you jack him off too.

K = Kink: Skwisgaar isn't as kinky as his bandmates, which says a lot because he's likely tried everything under the sun. However, his two biggest kinks are service and free use (these go both ways for him, i.e. servicing and being serviced)

L = Location: Preferably in the comfort of his own bedroom, but he doesn't necessarily have a "favourite" location. His least favourite location is a public restroom though.

M = Motivation: Skwisgaar won't admit that he's turned on by the pure thought of you. He'll find himself watching you walk or stretch too long, he's even turned on by watching you eat.

N = No: Any kinks involving bodily matter are a huge no for him. He's also not into hitting or choking.

O = Oral: Skwisgaar isn't big on giving oral but he loves receiving it. He gets embarrassed that it leaves him a flustered, huffing and puffing mess though.

P = Pace: Skwisgaar's pace depends on the person. Some groupies perfer it slow, while others prefer it fast and rough. He prefers a moderate pace that brings you both pleasure while being quick and efficient.

Q = Quickie: Skwisgaar has several of them and often that's all he can do.

R = Risk: Skwisgaar is stubborn when trying something new. He's usually not open to taking suggestions and comes off as close-minded. Don't try to rub it in when he ends up liking it though.

S = Stamina: Skwisgaar is a fucking sex god, he doesn't tire out no matter how many people he sleeps with in one night. If it were up to him, you two would keep going all night, but he won't force you to.

T = Toys: Skwisgaar won't use toys on you or himself because he thinks they take away your dignity.

U = Unfair: Skwisgaar isn't too much of a tease other than verbal comments like, "That's all you got?" "Come on, you can do better than that."

V = Volume: Skwisgaar is relatively quiet aside from some gasps and groans every once in a while.

W = Wild card: Skwisgaar struggles with hypersexuality. He tried being open with the band about how he feels miserable and constantly depends on sex, but they would shut him down by reminding him how many girls he pulls. In turn, he's a bit careless and boastful about how much he sleeps around despite how awful he feels about becoming just like his mother.

X = X-ray: Skwisgaar is above average, around seven to eight inches.

Y = Yearning: Skwisgaar didn't know what true yearning was like until encountering you. He acts indifferent all the time but at the end of the day, all he wants is you.

Z = Zzz: With groupies, he doesn't fall asleep. With you, he falls asleep while cuddling you after the act.

[were--ralph]

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