Trash Bass @tak-is-back - Tumblr Blog

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

undeadhousewife

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

egberts

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

liquidstar

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

s0ft-angell

I kinda just want to know which of my mutuals would fuck me if they had the chance 👀

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

whereserpentswalk

I'm a proud ad hating commie. After the revolution every streaming service will be free without ads.

happy monday

Alright when the Oceangate implosion happened I was a bit reserved about saying this, but now? Someone got a deathnote, and they're trying to be funnier than Lisa Simpson

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white lgbt ppl dont know how much trouble theyve caused for us -_-

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white lgbt ppl will constantly have to be informed about racism and nonwhite issues bc they're only ever friends w other white people, speak over lgbt ppl of color when it comes to representation and problems in media, not acknowledge when white supremacy feeds into intracommunity bigotry. and then say things like "the lgbt community shouldn't be at odds with each other! 😤" i don't know if you guys know how big a split there is between you and us at the best of times

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white gays can reblog this if u can keep ur mouth shut

k0kichii-is-taken

full offense ya’ll don’t have to announce you’re white, very white savior-y, just reblog the post and stop trying to use people’s struggles to make yourselves look good

bidonicart

Source (couldn’t find the original post to reblog):

prokopetz

“Hey, this facial reconstruction of a Roman emperor just looks like some random Italian guy” buddy, I have fantastic news for you about where Rome is.

shoeboxgoblin

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

illogical-bullshit

I really like this post.

oh-mother-of-darkness

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

oh-mother-of-darkness

Stop

listener-sangelien

I make dumb memes when I am bored

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why is it that when you want a scrambled egg the yolk is so strong it doesn’t want to break but when you want a fried egg the yolk is a delicate young maiden who’s never seen the outside world... why is there war and fighting. why isn’t there world peace </3

gobsthegoblin

self care for when you hit rock bottom

i fucking hate self care posts made by neurotypicals so here’s one from someone who Actually Gets It

-can’t shower or take a bath? me either. dry shampoo can make your hair look and feel cleaner, and baby wipes or makeup wipes work great to get the top layer of grime off your skin.

-can’t wash your sheets and make your bed? i feel you. push your blankets out of the way and shake the crumbs off your sheet. it will at least be a bit more comfortable.

-can’t even change out of your dirty pajamas? been there. hit yourself with some febreeze and a lint roller. if you can, brush your hair. if you can’t, hair ties and bobby pins are fantastic.

-can’t make anything to eat? same. if you can, there’s no shame in ordering food. in fact, it’s probably better you eat something rather than go hungry. if you can’t, try and find something that comes pre-made or takes minimal effort to make. at the very least, drink some water.

can’t respond to messages or reach out for help? yeah, i get that. set an alarm for a few hours from now and respond to any messages you need to once you’ve given yourself time to prepare. if they’re Important Messages that need Professional Responses, you can find fill-in-the-blank format rough drafts on google. as far as personal messages go, don’t feel bad for sending a mass “I’m sorry, I’m in a personal emergency right now. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.” response to everyone.

-can’t even sleep because it’s so bad? asmr videos always knock me out, personally, but i also watch a lot of bob ross. just try to find something quiet and soothing to use as background noise and take your mind off it, or at least give you a more peaceful environment to think about it.

-can’t go for a walk/drive? try opening the blinds or curtains. you’re still exposing yourself to the outside world. baby steps. (i also play animal crossing or sims; it may be virtual but fuck it. i went on a walk.)

-can’t go into work/school? let people know. let your coworkers or classmates know it’s an emergency and you can’t make it. give yourself up to two days, but then you have to go back. ask to have your work emailed to you so you know what you missed.

-can’t brush your teeth and wash your face? makeup or baby wipes and gum or mouthwash. don’t let yourself physically rot bc you’re rotting emotionally.

-remember that you’ve been here before. if you survived then you can survive now. that’s what this is about- survival. you don’t have to be living your Best Life. right now, it’s more than enough that you’re alive.

sweetdickheadass

This is the only self car masterpost I’ve ever seen that is feasible for severe depressive episodes

tooiconic

Wwwwwoooowww needed this

magical-warrior

Please do your best guys ,no matter how “small” that best is.

allofthenorth

Adding a few tips I learned while hospitalized for depression:

- Advice from an actual dietitian who works with depressed folks — If you find it hard to eat and then you’re spiraling about what food is “””good””” to eat, remember these words “Just eat something.” Just get calories into your body. If you can, try to eat some vegetables or something with protein, but eating SOMETHING is always better than eating nothing.

- Laying in bed counts as resting. If you can’t sleep, the worst thing is thinking about how you’re not sleeping and should be sleeping. Instead, turn it around and tell yourself “just laying here listening to music/a podcast counts as resting.” Getting yourself to calm down from being self-deprecating is a very important first step towards actually sleeping.

- You know how when your friends are feeling low it feels good to do nice things for them? Your friends feel the same way about you. Let them help you. Try to say “thank you” more than “I’m sorry.” It feels nice to be thanked.

- Always remember: This episode will pass. They come and go, and when you’re in the middle it feels like it will never end, but it will. You’re gonna get through this.

fanonical

see pets are only allowed at hogwarts based on how ~magical~ they are. dogs aren’t allowed because apparently hogwarts has never heard of the british isles’ long tradition of magic dogs, but lee jordan doesn’t get in trouble for his tarantula because tarantulas are cool