Elizabitch ✨

23 years of Fre$h Meme$™ // main: astronautgoo

[archaeos]

Fascinated by this combination.

[funnytwittertweets]

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

[babygladiatorstudentviemarfefur1]

Join for FREE today and you could be having sex tonight!!

[dewey-desu-system-deactivated20]

Sex tonight, you could be having! HRMMMMMMM!!

[infernal-dinosaur]

Across the bar we did see you, your vibe we dig mmmmm

[littlegraycats]

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

[littlegraycats]

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

[puniper]

very good review of breaking bad

[creekfiend]

[guooey]

[marisatomay]

it’s so bizarre to watch non-americans talk at us about gun violence like we don’t know that we’re being held hostage by one line in a centuries-old piece of parchment. “have you thought about changing it?” no, we haven’t. you’re the first person to suggest it. congrats.

[guerrillatech]

[cinniharpy]

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

[twitterlols]

[unclefather]

Having access to abortions is super important and we need to be really loud about it because do you think I should have more kids? Exactly.

[unclefather]

And no I will not stop getting nutted in

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

this will never not make me laugh

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

why you gotta be funnier than me on my own post

[hollowboobtheory]

you know what all those edgy teen dramas with drunk partying in them are missing? the trauma of learning for the first time that alcohol tastes bad.

[hollowboobtheory]

no underage drinking scene will be complete unless a kid takes their first ever sip of wine and goes “what the fuck?”

[mariautistic]

We declined your card because we hate you

[official-mugi-two]

[snuv]

[witch-of-agnesi]