laters baby

if you die in the game you die for real

[thematicparallel]

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

[allsadnshit]

Yeah

[beardedmrbean]

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[napoleondienamite]

comically large and unattractive woman in 2005

[walterbishopsfridge]

[thememedaddy]

[ziridotmidi]

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[billymayslesbian]

i keep thinking abt bump and cracking up

why.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this sounds like a privacy nightmare. actual panappticon.

[faceplant-bassplant]

This is what an app that's basically synonymous with cocaine would look like

Wild way to have your data harvested tbh

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[agam-shel-barvadim]

there has been a MAJOR culture shift in the eay the internet is treated in recent years, and boy oh boy do i HATE it

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s because it’s never had anything to do with actually protecting kids and is entirely in order to control adults

[tgirlmaomao]

never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen

[tgirlmaomao]

to like the dozen girls saying 'hahaha you should listen to me i have zero girlfriends' like okay i also dont wanna take advice from some swagless bitch who cant even pull seven girlfriends

[liarsblade]

*really tired sounding in a way that implies I'm not saying this out of anything more than sheer habit* you all know I'm gonna snap someday right

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then