Face it Tegan, he's drowned

I don't only like vampires. It may look like I only like vampires but there's also Shakespeare's 1599 play Julius Caesar and Saw 2004. Idiot drawings are under the idiot drawing tag.

[jazzrazzberry]

I think he deserves a saw trap

[lamignonette]

[shrugsinchinese]

Apology video 🎶🎵

[fairycosmos]

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

[mavity]

fumbled the interaction

[fluentisonus]

going down those long spiral stairs to the tube bc the escalators are broken

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[evilvampire]

Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good

Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.

[ohioarmand]

"I was further enraged. I went down to the lower floor. I took a great battle-ax from the wall. It was one of many weapons on display in the house which I'd scarcely noticed. Well, it was time for it, I thought. I've had enough of this coldness. I can't stand it. I can't stand it."

the vampire lestat (2026) // the vampire armand (1998).

[thisisdogs]

lets all be civil and gather around the orifice today

[thisisdogs]

come on gang, let's go hit the orifice

[bookoffixedstars]

Extract from The Art of Coarse Acting (1964) by Michael Green.

source

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

[takeawaythefool]

Hi Dad

[mossycakes]

theres this guy called assad zaman and, well... (suddenly gets choked up) (makes cut motion to the camera and removes mic pack)

[loo-nuh-tik]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.05

[messvoid]

Let gremlin Armand behead people!