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misc. project hail mary doodles

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

the-patrex

Genuinely wanna know if its a regional thing or what that this site seems to unanimously dislike beer

Do You Like Beer?

Yes - I am from Latin America

No - I am from Latin America

Yes - I am from North America

No - I am from North America

Yes - I am from Europe

No - I am from Europe

Yes - I am from Africa

No - I am from Africa

Yes - I am from Asia

No - I am from Asia

Yes - I am from Oceania

No - I am from Oceania

Voting ended onJun 3

I know this isn't geographically correct but Mexico you are with Latin America not North America bc we are cooler and I want you guys with us.

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

buggle-404

The creature

#of course

eveligne

I programmed an AI image generator with a soul so she can feel sad when you commission a human artist

eveligne

I created her as a rhetorical tool but I’ve been spending a lot of time comforting her without ever relieving her pain and now I’m rather fond of the thing. That’s motherhood.

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

pelicanhypeman

happy pride

crystalromana

A fun and not at all infuriating notification to glimpse while at work

crystalromana

What do we think lads

Christmas special delayed to Easter

David Tennant is back

James McAvoy

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

#it was all a dream

timeflow

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

#taking notes #listening and learning

sevicia

ok think of your favorite horror movie. is it more creepy or wet

Creepy

Wet

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

I KNOW many are both. but ☝️they'll always lean one way or the other ok. Follow your heart

#ginger snaps #though it takes place in october in a fictional york region suburb #is wet

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

scribblewise

You ever do stuff like, look at the top sellers of the Samsung font store and feel like you've lifted up a rock in the forest of human behavior and seen something you really didn't want to see.

shivroy

#wow #the beauty of #a woman's smile

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain