single and ready To mangle

chahuT maenad | f | 12.5 sweeps | purpleblood preachin' The good word. [[Somewhat selective IC blog for everyone's favorite FUCKMASSIVE murderclown (Chahut Maenad) from Hiveswap and Hiveswap Friendsim. F2F Interactions available]]

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promise noThin’ and deliver less.

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man, iT’s been way Too borin’ around here.

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i’ll be honesT...i’ve been in a real slam ruT here recenTly.

i can’T really geT inTo The flow wiThouT droppin’ iT like a moTherfucker wiTh greasy oblong meaT producT for digiTs.

geTTin’ real discouragin’ and shiT.

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candyapplecarcinogen

???

chicks wiTh bricks come. chicks wiTh blocks come. chicks wiTh bricks and blocks and clocks come.

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humans are kinda cuTe...

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preTTy dead Today, huh?

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knox in box. fox in socks. knox on fox in socks in box. socks on knox and knox in box.

fox in socks on box on knox.

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Have you met the Hotdog Clown?

The fuck is a hoTdog?

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welcome To clown counTry moTherfuckers.

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baaa.

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hookshotnhammer​:

that sounds messy it got all over and got sticky when i did that

i got sticky fingerprints all over the house and i got yelled at for it and then i had to go take a bath

do you say thank you when they give you what you need for your paint things???

i...Thank? why would i Thank some corpse? you’re Talkin’ crazy, child.

They don’T give me someThin’ To make painT....They are The ingredienTs.

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hookshotnhammer​:

they got stuff you need to make it huh

i never made paint before but i squished some berries and drew on stuff with the juice once

yeah iT’s The same concepT!

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feelin’ cuTe, mighT go kick in some rusTy’s door To make Them see how cuTe i’m feelin’.

like how my facepainT came ouT TonighT so They’re gonna look.

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hookshotnhammer

what kind of paint is it fun to make

yeah, iT’s real fun.

hunTin’ down The perfecT Troll for The shade she needs is always The besT parT.

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HOw'd yOU gEt sO dAmn bIg¿

aTe all my veggies.

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Time To make some painT for my mosT wicked blue sisTer.

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golgoterror​:

Well i suppose you couldve been a cherub ive seen a few of those floating around from time to time. Or perhaps something vastly different like a… Wait did you just call me squishy one? 

yeah i did. don’T know whaT a cherub is buT golly yeah you humans are super squishy and fragile. i meT one of your kind once upon a Time and They were super smooTh and squishy