Take Me To The Metro

Tyler

[30-minute-memes]

🥜 NO 🥜 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🥜

[don-2trill]

🔥🔥🔥

[theaddictsapartment]

LMFAOOOOOO omg

[bboyplankton]

Lmaoo.

[goldnpoc]

lmaooooooooooooooo yooooo

[helpingg]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

video game: allows me to double jump

me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum

[polararts]

If you think your art blog is going to be deleted:

You can save all your posts with these instructions I’ll do it too just to be safe, I honestly don’t remember what I’ve posted here over the years.

[1ivoryandsalt1]

You can also import a copy of your blog into wordpress. YMMV if you have a huge amount of posts.

[polararts]

Oh thanks!! This is also a good one!! In case the first doesn’t work or you don’t have the memory for a whole zip of your blog~

[polararts]

I successfully exported this blog, It took 2 days. You don’t need to leave the page open or be logged in for it to continue exporting. I’m not leaving tumblr as far as I know, but I wanted to see if exporting worked. I exported my nsfw blog, which is a lot smaller but was taking much longer to process. That blog had posts flagged as nsfw by tumblr. I deleted or appealed all the flagged posts and mysteriously the export was available a few hours later…. So I’m wondering if tumblr isn’t going to let us export a flagged blog bc, despite it being our content, it would still technically be them letting us download adult content from their site, which doesn’t sound like something they’d allow.  That’s just my conspiracy theory, but if your blog has been processing for months you might want to go through it, and manually save&delete or appeal those posts. A few of my posts here got flagged wrongfully so it might be worth it to check since tumblrs flagging system  is automated and doesn’t know what it’s doing.

You can see if your blog is flagged as nsfw here: http://www.postlimit.com/ I’m assuming removing my flagged posts and any use of the word “nsfw” helped. flagged posts will have a red banner above them in your https://www.tumblr.com/blog/(yourblogname) section so on my computer I spammed J (next post shortcut) to flip through and find those red bar posts faster.

[shoomlah]

something I have desperately wanted to know since I was a kid, and am legitimately hoping the Detective Pikachu movie will answer for me: are pikachus actually tiny little things underneath all that fur and would they look like a drowned rat when wet

[sovietspacedogs]

Link to NY times article

If now is not a time to organize, idk what is.

[princesconsuela]

[throwbackblr]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006)

[gaelgarcia]

Mutant and proud.

[nerdjpg]

[jacobnordby]

[ally-thorne]

[alltimevirgilant]

who told you that you could call me out like that

[book-keeper]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[shegotistical]

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

[friendhub]

me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*

me: whered all my besties go

[crashshot-deactivated20221110]

getting people to follow your artblog is a bit like

[dragon-gendered]