arise

elvis merzļikins / columbus blue jackets i'd marry you with paper rings awakensurvive [this is not real]

[agreeableatbest]

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[takenbythetide]

my sleep schedule is officially cooked but hello everyone :)

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[takenbythetide]

debating whether or not to whisk the boys off to see their vecmāmiņa for a few weeks........................................ how soon do i want to wrangle two under five on a 16 hour flight

[goth-queen]

[kosmogrl]

not god’s strongest soldier, not god’s weakest soldier but a secret third thing

[takenbythetide]

i have been kept alive solely by the grace of the cans of alani in my fridge i think

[takenbythetide]

how i woke up this morning

[jame7t]

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[takenbythetide]

no thoughts just a rotation of top 40 pop hits from the 90s playing on a loop like hold music

[takenbythetide]

i loooooooooove being a weird little freak and subjecting all of my close ones to it

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[quasi-normalcy]

Remember today's lesson: whining alone solves nothing but whining en masse can solve a great deal

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[takenbythetide]

i am going to get blown the fuck away today wtf is this wind